20,000 ways to waste marketing money.....

Everybody loves a party...........and everybody loves my parties. So how come I never get invited anyplace <G>?

If you're looking for a way to spend $20,000+ in one year, here's a tried and tested, "Marketing for Dummies".

1. Champagne Broker's Open lunches
2. Champagne launch of Houston Home Staging party
3. Champagne BNI Mardi Gras breakfast
4. Food
5. Food
6. Food..............

Additional 'great ideas' from Houston Home Staging:

1. Coffee mugs
2. Pens
3. Note pads
4. Custom printed Fortune cookies
5. Baseball caps
6. Gift bags
7. Visual Portfolio on computer disks
8. Custom colored/printed M&M's
9. Mardi Gras beads to be handed out at trade show (long story)
10. Godiva chocolate

Don't know how I gained 40 pounds last year!

P.S. Hiring marching bands probably won't bring you business - of this, I know <G>!