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One of the many reason why Realtors DRINK..

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., NHRE# 02863

 

I work in the second home resort market at a northern New England Ski area. I guess I don’t need to tell you it’s been cold here. It’s been said if the weather didn’t change 90% of people wouldn’t have anything to talk about…but I digress – as to why in this case I drink.

  

So I do 6 month ski season rentals, they pay the bills but can be kind of hands on. I love the repeat clients “we’ll take the same place for next year…here’s our check for 10 grand…thank you very much”.

 Yesterday morning before most other Realtors are out of bed I got a call from a tenant / on his third year in the same place…”there is no water”. Crap –Crap- Crap…it’s 20 below and it’s my only day off this week (I was thinking but not saying aloud).

  

The tenants friends were given a place to stay, and my customer's would be up in a few days to meet them…”what can you do to get this fixed while my friends are skiing” my tenant asked? Off I went…crank the heat- open cabinet doors, and the crawl space, then pray nothing has yet split, cracked or let loose. I came back in an hour…tried the water found it was working and all was right with the world…crisis averted Hallelujah…and Amen.

 

Not so fast Grass Hopper…10pm last night, the water is still off; my tenant begged “please get a plumber there in the morning”. Crap- Crap and triple crap!! With my Million dollar an hour plumber in tow...we enter the condo. It’s like 80 degrees in the place from yesterday and before we do anything else…we check all the faucets. EVERY DAM ONE IS WORKING FINE !!!

 

It turns out the friends are sleeping in a winterized unit next door and freezing their ass off…how they got in and why they stayed there two nights in a row is beyond me. Two lessons everyone hides a key in the same spot…and this is just one of the reasons why Realtors Drink.

 

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Comments(113)

Kaye Swain
Keller Williams Real Estate Roseville CA - Roseville, CA
Your Roseville Real Estate Agent

Oh my goodness - I know it was hard for y'all  - but your story was such a hoot! Thanks for a grand laugh! I will definitely remember to doublecheck all addresses in the future! 

Jan 31, 2014 08:36 AM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Bizarre that they wound up in the winterized unit ? I grabbed a glass of red wine just in case I needed it to read this post !

Jan 31, 2014 08:52 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Steve, good story, you sucked it up and went above and beyond. Well done.

Jan 31, 2014 09:04 AM
Dan & Laurie Pittsenbarger Team
Keller Williams Western Realty - Bellingham, WA
Lakeside & Coastal Single Family Homes

Great posts - loved the story and the pics. Have a fantastic weekend. Go SeaHawks!!!

Jan 31, 2014 09:18 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

So sorry about your day-off story. Great photos nicely capture your lifestyle. 

Jan 31, 2014 11:17 AM
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

This is a great story.  People do the strangestthings!

Jan 31, 2014 11:33 AM
Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Burlington, MA
Metro Boston Homes For Sale

Steve, sometimes what we find out makes us laugh (and cry, too!)

BTW, we all have tough winter so far!

Jan 31, 2014 02:27 PM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

Ha ha, and it goes to show you how funny human beings can be.

Jan 31, 2014 03:26 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

It has been a tough winter weather -aise but sales are up over last year so I'm still smiling.

Jan 31, 2014 09:57 PM
Marco Giancola
Beachfront Realty - Miami Beach, FL
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

Hey Steve-funny story -now-not when it was happening for sure! Have a good one!

Jan 31, 2014 10:25 PM
Jill Winchel
Royal Shell Real Estate - The Koffman Group - Cape Coral, FL
We make it easy. You make it home.

Sorry, had to laugh. Great story to tell but I'm sure you were pretty pissed off at the time. There are many reasons why Realtors drink. :) BTW...awesome pics!

Jan 31, 2014 11:36 PM
Jim Miner
Miner Noh & Associates - Phoenix, AZ
Loan Modfication & Short Sale Specialist

Oh, the post has on oder of gin, so I have read it several times, thank you!!!

Feb 01, 2014 04:46 AM
Karen Steed
Tallapoosa, Bremen, Waco, Buchanan, Temple, Carrollton - Tallapoosa, GA
Associate Broker Haralson Realty

Too funny...Bless your heart, and their hearts.  I bet they were happy to find out their place really had heat and hot water. 

Also - very beautiful photos

Feb 01, 2014 10:26 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

After the fact the tenants on the lease sent me a note saying they wouldn't allow friends up to their place without them again...GOOD IDEA !

Feb 01, 2014 11:15 PM
Patricia Beck
RE/MAX Properties, Inc., ABR, GRI, SRES - Colorado Springs, CO
Colorado Springs Realty

The joys of being a landlord!  Glad it worked out and everything was okay.  Great photos!

Feb 04, 2014 05:15 AM
Marnie Matarese
DWELL REAL ESTATE - Sarasota, FL
Showing you the best of Sarasota!

How you deal with renters is beyond my level of patience.  I tried property management for a few select clients and realized that I just did not have the ability to do it.

Feb 13, 2014 09:42 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It does help to be in the right unit when you arrive.  Well, it could have been much worse.

Mar 11, 2014 01:31 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill.

What is funnier is this happens every couple of years without fail...Better locks will most likely change that in the future.

Mar 11, 2014 11:41 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

It is 2 am and I am just about to close the office, however, I stayed long enough to read your post. Outstanding photos and your story was so funny. It had me chuckling and laughing; still have a big smile on my face. You are a really good writer. Have a feeling when I hit the pillow I will still have this happy feeling inside me. Strange how a post can lift the spirit of another, but a good post can definitely do this. Thank you, Steve. Have a great week.

Mar 12, 2014 05:17 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

thanks Jane...Humor is the best medicine but booze works in a pinch too...glad you got a laugh.

Mar 13, 2014 01:58 AM