Shopping Humor
A lady was shopping at the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She didn't know which one to get, so she just grabbed one and went over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She said to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway......
He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse, her credit card dropped onto the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said."
She bent down to pick it up and accidentally farted.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rang up the sale and said, "That will be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asked, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replied, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Dynasty Duck Call is $11.00, and the Stink Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.
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