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Real Estate makes my head hurt...sometimes...

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(free brain drawing from www.clipartreview.com)

 

...from the WSJ...in Italy, the had to let a 400+lb criminal out of jail

Why? There was no bed in the Italian jail that could accommodate his obesity....

....and why is redoing the bathroom, where we spend the least amount of time,

has almost an equal ROI to the kitchen, where we should spend less time?

...how come a short sale requires so many long, paper forms to be filled out?...

...from the NYT...how can the Northeast states lead in the number of foreclosures,

but home sales are up 3% in the Northeast states-that's what public radio said...

and finally, from the Associated Press:

how can a PA homeowner sue Google for taking a picture of their home on a private road,

when pictures of the same house are on a public county website?

Real estate IS crazy....

Steve

Obeo in WI - 262-325-8687

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Utah Dave
UtahDave.com Neighborhood Experts - South Jordan, UT
Homes for Sale - Utah
Life is full of weird stuff. Thats what makes life fun, interesting, and that is exactly why I get a competitive advantage over my colleagues.
Apr 09, 2008 04:07 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

 

Dave,

How true: Hunter S. Thompson said it: When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I would have to say being slightly crazy in RE gives you an edge!

Steve

http://obeoman.blogspot.com/

Apr 09, 2008 04:53 AM
Christina Williams. REALTOR® TN property search & local insights
First Realty Company - Crossville, TN
Nothing surprises me anymore. Best wishes to you.
Apr 12, 2008 05:23 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

 

 

Christina,

I am almost to where you are. Hopefully!

Steve

http://obeoman.blogspot.com

Apr 12, 2008 09:49 AM
Eugene Jones
Weichert Realtors - Somerville, NJ
I guess Tylenol and the like will have nothing to worry about. My head hurts too.
Apr 12, 2008 11:35 AM
Kathy McGraw
CELLing Realty - White Water, CA
Riverside County CA Real Estate
Steve- Where are you....did one of those crazy Real Estate people find you ......LOL :)  I loved your Title, and yes the rest of it was pretty good too.  Amazing the things that people think, say, and do isn't it :)
Apr 16, 2008 03:36 PM
Steve Sanders
Independent Observer - Saint Paul, MN

Steve,

You always crack me up.   These are great observations.

Apr 29, 2008 09:16 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate
Hey Steve, Always nice to read your blog.  Thanks for the post!
Apr 29, 2008 10:13 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

 

April! Thanks for stopping by and sharing a laugh!

 

steve

http://obeoman.blogspot.com

May 03, 2008 09:27 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

Steve!

That silly grin in your profile pic killls me! Thaks for stopping by!

 

Steve

May 03, 2008 09:28 AM
Anonymous
Allison Maida

Hey Steve,

Real Estate is crazy...the hunt is on!

Allison Maida

RE/MAX Preferred

608-277-2732

 

May 10, 2008 06:35 AM
#24
Anonymous
Anonymous

This will make all taxapayers head spin:

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Just $300 Billion? Are You Sure About That?

 

This past week, the House approved the much talked about $300 Billion Mortgage Bailout Bill. Specifically, it plans to "will expand the FHA (Federal Housing Administration) program so that borrowers in danger of losing their homes can refinance into lower-cost, government-insured mortgages."

How would this work? "For a homeowner to get a new FHA-backed loan, the holder of the current mortgage would have to accept a loss and take a payment totaling no more than 85 percent of the home's [current] value."

Let's see how this would be applied in real life:


As you all remember, Horizon Court in San Elijo Hills currently has quite a bit of distressed inventory, 6 out of 22 homes on this street are either REOs, NODs, or delinquent in property tax. Some of the homes were purchased for nearly $1 million but now the REOs have pushed the value on the street down to the low $600,000 range.

For simplicity, I'm going to average out the purchase price of these homes to $950,000. And we'll put the current value at $650,000.

Three of the distressed properties are currently pending, so I'll take them out of the equation.

The Bailout Bill's intent is to help with the three remaining homes in distress by making each of the mortgage holder on these properties eat $400,000, or $1.2 million for the three homes.

Then, the FHA-backed loans would kick in and each of these three lucky homeowners, two of them REALTORS, will end up with $550,000 loans. Costing the American taxpayers $1.65 million in loan guarantees. (two of the loans would probably bounce as the out of job REALTORS will remain underemployed even for $550,000 in loans).

Now here's the unintended consequence of this bill:

There's still 16 homes on the street that are underwater!

Assuming 50% of the remaining 16 homes have little or no money down, that means 8 additional homeowners jumping on the delinquency bandwagon! Suddenly mortgage holders now have to eat an additional $3.2 million to bring the value down to the current pricing.

As for the taxpayers, instead of guaranteeing $1.65 million, now we are looking at $6 million in loan guarantees on one single block! Assuming just 1/3 of the loans default, We The People are out $2 million on a single block!

Somehow I don't think $300 billion is going to be enough if this plan really goes into effect.

Here's how you can make a difference. According to the article, Bush says he will veto the Frank-Dodd bailout bill.

Let him hear your voice! Please call the White House to show him your support of a veto of the housing bailout bill:

Ph:               202-456-1414        or               202-456-1111       

Just say, "I am calling to ask you to veto any housing bailout that comes out of Congress." A live operator actually picks up and directs you to a comment line. Our democracy is counting on you!

 

May 10, 2008 09:32 AM
#25
Anonymous
Bailouts

That's the problem with all these bailouts, they just encourage other homeowners to default to get their due now, and next time around people will be even more reckless investing in the next house bubble. Heck, as a renter with excellent credit, somedays I just want to go buy a house so I can default, live there for free, and then get my bailout. It's all rather sickening.

May 10, 2008 09:35 AM
#26
Anonymous
Anonymous

Hey - Steve Real Estate is crazy! 

April Hayden-Munson

RE/MAX Realty 100

262-787-3043

May 12, 2008 10:33 AM
#27
Anonymous
Luis Carus

Luis Carus
Re/Max Towne Square Realty
1601 10th St
Monroe Wi 53566
MonroeAreaRealestate.com

Scavenger Hunter.

May 14, 2008 05:14 AM
#28
Sandra Carlisle (Ayers)
Berkshire Hathaway California Properties - Newport Beach, CA
Real Estate Marketing & Sales

Not just real estate, but life.

May 14, 2008 05:40 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

 

Luis!

 

Thanks for stopping by-I will be calling you soon!

 

Steve

May 14, 2008 07:34 AM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

Sandra

 

-too true-hang in there and laugh along with us here!~

 

Steve

May 14, 2008 07:38 AM
Greg Nino
RE/MAX Compass - Houston, TX
Houston, Texas

Steve, I enjoyed reading your blog while sipping my after dinner beverage!

May 15, 2008 02:04 PM
Obeoman Glade Jones
www.obeo.com - Salt Lake City, UT

 

Greg!

 

Thanks - I hope it was a crisp and refreshing beverage!

 

 

Steve

May 16, 2008 02:58 AM