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Funny Friday, A tribute to George Burns...

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

Funny Friday, A tribute to George Burns

Paul Henderson, REALTOR®, Fathom Realty WA LLC, Harstine Island, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker

 

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

George Burns

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.’

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns



George Burns

Born: January 20, 1896

Died: March 9, 1996

Occupation: Comedian






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I wish you joy!

 

Posted by

 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

Fathom Realty WA LLC

Serving

South Puget Sound in Washington State

 

 

 

 

Paul's Service Area


 

 

As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at http://www.hartstenepointe.com to search for information 
(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

isspfmtysmily

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James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Paul.

While they were meant to be funny, which they are, they are so true when you think about it

Sep 25, 2020 01:10 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

The basis for most humor is reality and being able to laugh at ourselves and our daily life (and no f-bombs) 


 

Sep 25, 2020 09:16 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, thanks for sharing. And I agree with James Dray - there is definitely some truth in the 2nd one.

Sep 25, 2020 05:05 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

Ah yes, the human condition from a person 100 years old. 

Sep 25, 2020 09:18 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I always loved George Burns and really enjoyed the movies where he played God.

Sep 25, 2020 05:44 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

I agree, he was a natural  

Sep 25, 2020 09:19 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Paul,

We met George Burns backstage once in Vegas.  He was a wonderful guy, and I love the Satan quote...Perfect.. A

Sep 25, 2020 06:57 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

He did have a great sense of timing and humor 

Sep 25, 2020 09:21 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Paul - what more could one say?  Hmm.  Good night, Gracie.  

Sep 25, 2020 08:43 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

Who could forget Gracie 

Sep 25, 2020 09:24 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Paul- I loved George Burns!!! And his quote about satan and lawyers is priceless. 

Sep 25, 2020 10:13 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hi Paul... these are wonderful... one better than the next. Happy Friday and weekend to you! Thanks for the giggle.

Sep 25, 2020 10:49 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - Another great wit that is a legend and his material still holds up today! Thank you for sharing this. Have a great weekend.

Sep 25, 2020 03:27 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - I really liked George Burns. My favorite old film was when he played in "Oh, God!" 

I think George is up there? What do you think?

May you be blessed. 

Sep 27, 2020 05:00 PM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Paul,   Miss this blog the other day,  Geroge Burns always had a good sense of humor.

 

Sep 28, 2020 07:36 AM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Hi Paul:

George Burns was a terrific commedian and I always enjoyed his quips - he had such a great sense of humor! Thanks for the memory!

Jeff

Oct 01, 2020 08:37 PM
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