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Joke of the day 1-15-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!"

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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Johnny sounds like the little smartass I was when I was in school... or was that dumbass? Thanks for the joke CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS 

Jan 15, 2021 05:20 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Candace. Must say some questions need to be qualified. Know your audience. Cute. Enjoy your day!

Jan 15, 2021 05:58 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Good morning CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS well , yeah, a qulaifying question might have been helpful

Jan 15, 2021 06:06 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Johnny knew something the teacher didn't!

Jan 15, 2021 06:17 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Now that's a case where the student was smarter than the teacher/  Have a safe day

Jan 15, 2021 06:25 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Sometimes the teacher learns from the student.  On a related note, I love cats, but seven is way too many!

Jan 15, 2021 06:54 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

So cute... Candy. Thanks for the laugh. That is one smart little boy.

Jan 15, 2021 08:24 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Bob "RealMan" Timm I think you were probably just smart!

 

Have a Happy Day!

 

Jan 15, 2021 01:19 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Very True Wayne Martin.  We must know our audience when we are asking questions or we may get an answer we don't want!

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:20 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Johnny was just saying it like it was Rocky Dickerson.  😃

 

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:21 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I agree with you Kat Palmiotti.

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:23 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

The teacher did not get the answer she was expecting, that is for sure Ed Silva!

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:24 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Yes Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI, seven cats would be a bit much for me too.

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:25 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Us adjust have to remember that kids don't think as abstract as we do.

ou're welcome Nina Hollander.

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 15, 2021 01:26 PM
John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Hello CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS thanks for the joke. Johnny was smart!

Jan 15, 2021 02:32 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Johnny is a smart boy.

Have a Happy Day John Pusa!

Jan 15, 2021 02:50 PM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

As a former teacher, this made me giggle. Thanks for the smile.

Feb 01, 2021 05:39 PM
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