Joke of the day 1-23-21

John was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood.  Every Friday during lent, while the neighbors were eating cold fish he was in his backyard grilling a steak.  They couldn't stand the temptation and decided to try and convert him to Catholicism.  After several talks, John agreed.  They took him to the church and the priest sprinkled water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptists and now you are Catholic.  A year later during the first Friday of Lent, the neighbors smelled the same smell of steak in the air.  They rushed over to John's house.  He was in the back yard sprinkling water over his steak saying, "you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."