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ZOMBIES

By
Real Estate Agent with ERA TEAM IV HOMES

"A current Science-Fiction Technology scary story"

If you did not have to read this, I would have you close your eyes for the full effect!

Look around you-The Zombies are everywhere: in the city, in the malls, in airports and on the trains. Some might be in your home or office.  The Zombies are known to procreate. Their offsprings are in the schools, on soccer fields, etc. These children can speak on electronic devices and NOT use full words:just various letters & symbols.

Don't worry, you will recognize  them. The Zombies usually are staring off into the unknown electronic world. They are usually talking to someone but not to you. The Zombies are hooked up electronically to something at all times. There are devices that hook around their ears or you'll see wires hanging from their ears connected to PODS. I am sure you remember what is in the PODS from earlier movies. They will have things clipped to their belts or their arms. They have blackberries, blueberries (I made this one up) So as not to miss a message, Cell phones with messages. The Zombies  in the office or home are identified by the back of their heads.

The Zombies are not dangerous unless they can not find one of their devices. However, DO NOT under any circumstance try to talk to them. They only communicate electronically.

Hope you liked the Scary Story.

I am now headed to a closing:  Help!! Has anyone in the office seen my I-Phone?

Ross Willingham
Tomson Real Estate - Stillwater, OK
Realtor Associate
I think I have two of those at home (sons)  ha! ha! ha!
Apr 26, 2007 01:04 AM
Janice Lipka
ERA TEAM IV HOMES - La Grange, NY
Good morning Ross, Thanks for the response. I do not know how they text message using only a few letters. Is there a code book? I will buy one today.
Apr 26, 2007 01:13 AM
REMOVE REMOVE
International, IT

HA! Hey Janice,  Another fabulous post.  You've got such a way with words.  I used to be surrounded by these people (and was close to being one).  Blueberries are real.  It's the Blue version of the Blackberry.  No joke.  I personally like technology but I've never been able to figure out why or how EVERYONE became so important that they had to be reachable (or reach others) constantly.

Now, I don't have a cellphone.  No PDA.  NADA!  If you need me you can reach me on the office line and leave a message if I'm not there. You can try me on the home office number too but if I'm away from either of these, people just have to wait.  I'm sorry to anyone that ever offends but I'm not reachable when I'm at dinner with my wife, enjoying my Saturday golfing, or at the gym.  Call me crazy.

Jason

PS - Why does my cellphone need to take pictures and play music?  My home phone doesn't do either of those.

PPS - As a side little funny: The word I have to enter to post this is "Blackberry". HAHA! 

Apr 26, 2007 02:12 AM
Janice Lipka
ERA TEAM IV HOMES - La Grange, NY
Hi Jason, Blueberries are real???? Who knew!!!! How appropriate: to enter the post you had to use blackberry? I didn't set that one up. To answer you I have the boring word LIME.
Apr 26, 2007 02:33 AM