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HOME IMPROVEMENT GONE WRONG

By
Home Inspector with National Property Inspections of Southern New Jersey, LLC

Most of us have done it.  We have taken on a home improvement that resulted in a disaster.  While there were good intentions, the project was destined to fail due to any number of reasons.  I call this misfortune "Home Improvement Gone Wrong".

Home improvement project failure can be blamed on various reasons which include lack of planning, inadequate patience and poor skills.  It must also be noted that sometimes special tools are required and there is a quite a difference between a utility knife and a reciprocating saw.

There are mainly two different types of home improvements; cosmetic and functional.  An example of cosmetic is when an interior room is painted.  Fine, the homeowner may be no Rembrandt.  However, we all can see that no surface preparation was performed.  Paints drips are on the walls and the old color is bleeding through.  That carpeting with the blobs of paint needed to be replaced anyway.  That is cosmetic - no harm.

An example of functional is when electrical work is performed or maybe the homeowner replaces that natural gas water heater.  This is where it will get scary.  If the improvement is incorrectly executed in any number of ways it can result in a malfunction.  Occasionally fire, personal injury and death may result

Frequently, an individual will complete the functional home improvement without realizing the debacle that was created.  As a home inspector I am continually amazed at what I observe.  Just when you believe you have seen it all, another property will show the worst results from a well intentioned homeowner. 

Now and again I have to laugh (in private of course).  But then I quickly realize the circumstances.  Appropriately, I must exercise extreme caution in my occupation as I may be the next victim of "Home Improvement Gone Wrong".    

Glen Fisher  southjerseynpi@aol.com  

"The South Jersey Home Inspector"

Pictured below is a typical example of "Home Improvement Gone Wrong".  As you can see, nails are protruding through a recently replaced roof covering.  Apparently, the homeowner installed a ceiling cladding at the third floor attic so it could be used as a living area.  I guess he never thought about what he was nailing into and where the nails would end up.  There were many more nails than pictured and this disaster likely produced at least one-hundred small roof leaks warranting replacement of the roof covering.                                               

Robert Havana
Park and Protect- Alberta Real Estate License Parking - Calgary, AB
Alberta Real Estate License Parking

At least that will keep the pidgeons from sitting on his roof!  What a sneaky homeowner you got there.

Feb 25, 2009 11:02 AM
Erik Hitzelberger
RE/MAX Alliance - Louisville REALTOR-Luxury Homes - Louisville, KY
Louisville - Middletown Real Estate

I've seen some ridiculous things (especially on additions), but that was a first.  Thanks for the laugh.

Feb 25, 2009 11:06 AM
Tim and Pam Cash
Crye-Leike (Sango) - Clarksville, TN
Real Estate Professionals - Clarksville TN

OUCH - that is gonna hurt the bank account. 

Feb 25, 2009 11:30 AM
Kimberly Thurm
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Chicago - Naperville, IL
Broker / Relocation Consultant ABR, CRS, GRI, SFR

Wow, I guess you must see some pretty crazy things.  Especially with everyone now, with the help of the cable/satellitechannels, thinking they can do all the improvements themselves.

Feb 25, 2009 12:17 PM
Anonymous
jasper

Thats amazing, i am a local handyman never seen or heard of that but, i guess there is a first time for everything. I think sometimes it would be better to leave it to the pro's. I always will remember aces in there places.

Feb 25, 2009 03:20 PM
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Paul Howard
Cherry Hill, NJ
Paul Howard Realty, 856-488-8444

I'm just trying to imagine what you were thinking and how you kept your laughter private.  What was the homeowner's reaction - 'but they are just LITTLE holes.'?

Feb 25, 2009 10:00 PM
Debbie Walsh
SHAHAR Management - Middletown, NY
Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036

Wow that is an unbelievable picture.  Talk about a big waste of time in the work. 

  

Mar 04, 2009 11:15 AM
Not a real person
San Diego, CA

That should be entered in the Classics Collection. It just doesn't get any better than that -- LOL.

Mar 09, 2009 08:50 PM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Glen---are you sure they were not just trying to "inspector proof" the roof?  Ouch.

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