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After personally conducting a cost-benefit analysis, I have concluded that the company can no longer afford to be wasting its money providing you with free tissues. If you are a frequent tissue-user (I'm looking at you, Alice), you can choose to purchase a personal box of tissues or follow my exa...

Seriously guys, stop stealing my pens. I know I have a lot of them and they're all really cool because I actually spend money on quality writing utensils, but that doesn't mean you can take them. I'm not running a pen library. Even if I was, there would be due dates for the pens that you borrow a...

 I've kept my mouth shut for long enough, but after years of watching the ReMax NOC dress code get flagrantly abused by one of my (anonymous) desk-mates, I've decided I can no longer stand by idly and watch the honor of our proud corporation desecrated by said agent (who sits across the building ...

Or maybe I should say Fullerton's Dumbest Criminals.  For those of you that haven't heard our office was almost broken into in the wee hours this morning.  Unfortunately for Ron I was on patrol elsewhere in the city, doing my part to fight crime.  You've heard the old addage "dumb as a box of roc...

The name leprechaun  may have derived from the Irish leath bhrogan (shoemaker), although its origins may lie in luacharma'n (Irish for pygmy). These apparently aged, diminutive men are frequently to be found in an intoxicated state, caused by home-brew poteen. However they never become so drunk t...