friday funnies: Real estate agents need to laugh...😁😂🤣
- 09/01/22 06:18 PM
Real estate agents need to laugh...😁😂🤣
Taking a lighter approach to some situations might relieve pent up stress. Though things happen outside the scope of control, at least you are able to act and react in a professional manner or just laugh it off!
A new agent walks into a realtor’s office for an interview. “It says here you quit your last job selling duct tape after only three months. Why did you quit?”“I just couldn’t stick with it.”
Mortgage Broker to wife: Hey girl, you probably don’t know it, but you have a lien on my heart.
What room in your house are zombies … (22 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Lactose intolerant?
- 04/28/17 11:11 AM
Friday Funnies: Lactose intolerant?
Here is some udder advice to help your business grow!
Always wake up in a happy mooo-d. Don't cry over spilled milk, suck it up. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on quickly. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth! It's good to be seen and herd to gain new business opportunities. Honor all clients, past and present and your udder commitments.
Most of all, have FUN doing what you love most and happy sales all!
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Buying or selling a home in southern Utah? Call me at 435.632.9374 or contact me at wanda@buynsellutah.com to help because Wanda Can!
A portion of every successful real estate … (17 comments)
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friday funnies: Ever witnessed a HAWSTYLE situation? I have.
- 07/18/13 10:43 PM
Ever witnessed a HAWSTYLE situation? I have.
I was just minding my own business on the way to a family event and there it was in plain day, in front of all to see, no way around it! Not an active participant, just a passerby. Now, you have just experienced a HAWSTYLE situation too!
Happy Friday all!
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If you have questions about the southern Utah area or any Washington County, Utah homes for sale, please contact me at 435.632.9374 or wanda@buynsellutah.com. I am glad to help with your real estate needs because Wanda Can!
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friday funnies: It's Friday, you say?
- 01/24/13 11:54 PM
It's Friday, you say?
I haven't been this excited about Friday getting here since last Friday...
What a productive week! Send out e-mail blasts. Write an Addendum. Get a counter. Call past clients. Write a blog. Write an offer. Receive an offer. Meet with clients. Take a 1031 Exchange class. Write a blog. Talk to potential buyer walk-in. Go to St George Area Chamber of Commerce event. Take another class. Write a blog. And the week isn't even over yet...
Happy Friday! Saturday is looking promising!
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Police Humor
- 05/17/12 11:02 PM
Friday Funnies: Police Humor
BUBBA
Bubba was at the police station explaining to the officer why his cousin shot him. "We wuz havin' us a real good time drinkin'," he explained, "when my cousin Bob picked up his rifle and asked us fellas if we wanna go a huntin'." "Okay," then what happened?" the officer asked. "That's when I stood up and said, 'Sure. I'm game'!"
Illegal Turn
A father in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light, where it wasn't allowed. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!", he … (16 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: What makes you...?
- 05/03/12 11:35 PM
Friday Funnies: What makes you...?
Apparently the owner of this vehicle was at the courthouse paying for a speeding ticket or parking ticket...or maybe the owner ran out of gas...either one would probably affect my mood and could possibly make me GROUCHY.
What could potentially get in your way of a good day?
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Serial Suggester? You might be!
- 03/11/11 01:12 AM
Serial er? You might be!
If you think every post you read deserves to be featured, you might be a Serial er!
Do you take content into account as a requirement while reading a blog? Perhaps a ‘laugh out loud' moment spurns you to tap the button. An inspiring, uplifting read may garner a rousing from many here on Activerain just as a hard-edged controversial one has the power of the ion!
Does it really matter why you feel compelled to an extraordinary post? No.
So, feel free to and then again and some more, whether it's personally or professionally driven. After all, … (16 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Financial Colonoscopy...Ouch!
- 02/11/11 12:41 AM
Friday Funnies: Financial Colonoscopy...Ouch!
A conversation between a client and his real estate agent turned toward the loan underwriting process. The agent asked about the status and the potential home buyer says, "Getting a loan in today's economy feels like a financial colonoscopy because it is both painful and uncomfortable!
Ouch, that hurts!
p.s. This was an indidual who was very qualified, great credit score, so he thought the process would be simple, quick and seamless. Of course it had been 20 years since they needed a home mortgage, paying cash for their last 2 homes. Things have definitely changed!
It is hard to picture how difficult it is to qualify with … (30 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Is there one born every minute?!
- 09/24/10 07:17 AM
Friday Funnies: Is there one born every minute?!
Apparently the guy driving this car may think so!
I get a kick out of personalized license plates because most of the time they're whimsical and says a lot about the person behind the wheel. As we approached the traffic light, I slowed down to stop and there it was...HISUCKA...So what is this guy trying to tell everyone exactly?!
Supposedly P.T. Barnum, of Barnum & Bailey Circus fame said, "There's a sucker born every minute!" while trying to find new and exciting venues when competition became fierce, according to Wikipedia. For more information on this … (25 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: S-t-r-e-t-c-h those muscles to get limber!
- 06/25/10 02:32 AM
Friday Funnies: S-t-r-e-t-c-h those muscles to get limber!
Raise your left and right arm back over your right side behind you much like you are going to swing a bat, only lift a little higher. (Instructional photos below) Then move arms quickly forward while flicking the wrists, bending your legs ever so slightly to increase momentum. Stop the arms at hip level. Hold the left arm out in front of you in line with your waist. With your right arm, slowly rotate your right hand in a front-circular motion, going quickly at first, and then slowing down the repetitions. Now...finish reeling … (25 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday FUNnies: Pac-Man is still rocking...er, chomping after 30 years!!
- 05/21/10 05:59 AM
Remember Pac-Man? It's the 30th Anniversary of this internationally known interactive video arcade game and it's still rocking...er, chomping! It's hard to believe it's been that many years! It's the first video game I ever played, along with Space Invaders, Wow!
Go to Google's Search page, test your skills and play a game or two! FREE!
How much FUN is that?!
Happy Friday to you all and go out and create an opportunity to do more business and have some FUN while doing so!
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Fishing Stories & Sayings
- 05/14/10 02:01 AM
Friday Funnies: Fishing Stories & Sayings
It's fishing season again here in southern Utah and we are anticipating our first trip of the year, perhaps it will be to one of our favorite places, Otter Creek Reservoir located in Antimony, Utah. The fishing is usually good and we bring home our catch limit of trout to smoke and enjoy for several meals.
The fish in the picture is a perfect example of..."The one that got away!" It just continued to grow...and became larger than life!
This is one I like...
Bait your own hook
Clean your own fish
And
Tell your Own Lies!
Because I'm not going to lie … (35 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: There's no robbing this robin!
- 04/09/10 01:35 AM
Now that Spring has arrived, birds are busy readying their nests in time for the arrival of little ones.
Robins are very protective of their homes and even to the point of aggressively warning animals or people that come too close.
Our cat, McKenzie was taking a leisurely stroll across the yard, when here comes Mama Robin cutting a clear path in the sky right toward her with blazing speed!
At the last minute, surprised, McKenzie saw her and jumped up and turned a complete flip in the air, landing in the same direction as she started. She seemed dazed but quickly left … (22 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: UP CLOSE and PERSONAL!
- 04/02/10 03:48 AM
Our family volunteers many hours each year for southern Utah events or just to brighten someone's day. We spend time stuffing plastic eggs with a variety of candies to hand out to people we meet along the way. We came across this little guy and he was estatic to see the Easter Bunny from a distance away, saying "Hi Easter Bunny!" and waving to him but...when it came down to it, he didn't like being
...UP CLOSE and PERSONAL!
The photo says it all! Happy Friday to you all!
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Silence is better than a mouth full of leather!
- 03/26/10 12:22 PM
Have you ever said something and as soon as the last word left your mouth, you wanted a DO-OVER? That happened to me while showing homes to a great couple who's my age...not quite 50 but moving quickly to that destination!
While talking about potential areas, I asked if they had considered a 55 and older community...I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-I-JUST-SAID-THAT!
She looks at him, he looks at me, I look at her, she looks at me, I look at him and I'm sure I looked stricken because all of a sudden they busted up laughing and that was heaven to my ears. They forgave me … (28 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Measure twice, cut once!
- 03/19/10 01:31 AM
Young Bobby was new to his job at the hardware store but was anxious to please every customer that walked through the door. One day John the Handyman needed a 20 foot piece of electrical wire for a job he was working on.
Bobby was more than happy to help!
Off he went and came back, handed John 2 -10 foot pieces instead of the one 20-foot piece he asked for.
He scratched his head and asked him "Why 2 pieces?"
"Oh!" Bobby said, "My tape measure only went up to 10 feet!"
(This is a true story, the names were … (18 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Peek-a-Boo, I see MOO!
- 03/12/10 02:04 AM
As a lifelong lover of animals, cows are high on my list of favorites! It must come from the fact I was born in Owatonna, Minnesota and my family owned a farm. I used to ride Daisy in, the lead cow when it was time to come from the fields.
I seldom see the cows and bulls close to the fence and found my opportunity to take some pictures coming from an open house in Ivins, Utah. Soon enough I was playing a game of peek-a-boo with this white cow. It got me laughing (it obviously doesn't take much to entertain me!) … (23 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Do not, I repeat, do not let the dog babysit!
- 02/05/10 01:58 AM
The pet store owner received a frantic call from a woman who asked,
"Do you have any cockatiels in stock?!"
He replied, "We just sold our last one."
"I need one right away!" she said, almost in tears.
"What is the hurry?" he asked.
"I agreed to pet sit my best friend's bird and I left the room only for a few minutes. When I returned, there were feathers everywhere and the dog was smiling!"
RUH-ROH!
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: Break a Leg!
- 12/04/09 03:45 AM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when … (27 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies: 50 / 50
- 11/06/09 12:09 AM
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they … (30 comments)
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