just for fun: Bite me, she said!
- 02/27/22 09:42 AM
Bite me, she said!
A couple were in bed after a fully day of celebrating their Golden Anniversary. The wife said to the husband, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married."
He did.
"Now kiss me the way you used to..."
He did.
"Now darling, bite me the way you used to..."
At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going?" "To get my teeth, dear..." the husband replied.
Happy Sunday all!
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just for fun: All we need is LOVE...
- 12/05/16 07:35 AM
All we need is LOVE.
All we need is LOVE. LOVE of faith. LOVE of family. LOVE of self. LOVE of fellow man. LOVE of life...Altogether now, All we need is LOVE, LOVE. LOVE is all we need. When we start from a grateful place, lead with LOVE and appreciate what is before us, our days are so much better. Agree?
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Questions about St. George or the southern Utah area? Please contact me at 435.632.9374 or wanda@buynsellutah.com. Glad to help with all residential real estate needs because Wanda Can!
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just for fun: Barbara and Roger showed you theirs, here's mine too!
- 01/06/16 10:09 PM
Barbara and Roger showed you theirs, here's mine too!
My husband and I have become more diligent in our efforts to find healthy, tasty alternatives to some foods that we enjoy, pizza is one of them. When Barbara Todaro posted her healthy crust and then Roger D. Mucci posted his, it was something we just had to try!
I followed the instructions of mixing 8 ounces of fat-free cream cheese, 8 ounces of low fat grated Parmesan cheese with 2 eggs, spread it on parchment paper and put it in the oven for 20 minutes on 350 degrees. When I pulled the crust out, it was golden brown and looked delicious!
I loaded it … (11 comments)
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just for fun: Kiss my what?!
- 12/23/15 02:15 AM
Kiss my what?!
Many ancient cultures believed that the mistletoe plant had healing properties and was used as a balm against abdominal cramps, epilepsy, ulcers and poisons. It later transpired that mistletoe was a symbol of love.
In the 18th century, as part of the Christmas season, it became custom for men to steal a kiss from any woman caught standing underneath the mistletoe. Refusing to participate was viewed as bad luck.
So now you know, Merry Kissmas everyone!
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just for fun: Tiny fairy skull found in home garden. Proof they exist!
- 10/21/15 12:41 AM
Tiny fairy skull found in home garden. Proof they exist!
Little did Miss Betsy realize that her amazing discovery would set off a wildfire media blitz of epic proportions.
Her back yard was trampled over by zealous onlookers, the garden left in complete ruins. News vans and reporters lined the narrow dirt lane leading to her country home. Microphones were a buzzing. Helicopters hovered. Camera's rolling. Unable to leave the premises for days, the phone was finally taken off the hook to allow her family some semblance of peace.
After many weeks of speculation, fairy-tale expert Ms. Tatar was called in. This is where trust but verify came into play. … (10 comments)
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just for fun: Oh to be normal.
- 07/21/15 10:07 PM
Oh to be normal.
What is your definition of NORMAL? Some say normal is a setting on the dryer or a cycle on the washing machine. That normal is an illusion, what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ~ Charles Addams.
Normal may only be relative, so I guess my husband and I would be a paranormals? Uh....hmmmm.
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just for fun: My job is...
- 07/02/15 01:04 AM
My job is...
When TRAVLIN by car, I search out vanity license plates to break up the monotony of being on the road. There are some pretty CLVR ones out there that grab A10SHN and are GR8. Recently while in Nevada, I spotted a vanity PL8 that I can definitely REL82, can you?
Happy sales all!
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just for fun: It's all relative!
- 06/22/15 09:46 AM
It's all relative!
Definition of ənˈrē(ə)listik rəˈlāSH(ə)nz:
Family members who expect you to show them at least 50+ available homes during the evenings, weekends and cancel any plans you may have in order to fulfill the request. Of course, they may do a no-show or two because your time isn't as important as theirs.
You will pay for the meals if you happen to be looking during breakfast, lunchtime or dinner time. They will direct you to submit a ridiculously low-ball offer, expect help with the down payment, pay for repairs and meet them halfway with the closing costs.
Got some of them unrealistic relations?!
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just for fun: Happy or blissfully content?
- 04/30/13 10:41 PM
Happy or blissfully content?
How many of you would be happy to be covered head to toe in grainy, mucky mud for even a minute, much less for most of your summer days? Well, Bacon here has mastered the concept of "I've got it covered!" It hard to tell whether he is happy but am assured to know that he is indeed blissfully content!
Are you happy or blissfully content with the outcome of your days? Is there anything you can do to improve sales, gain more in-office traffic or win more listings? If not, find another direction, own it … (14 comments)
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just for fun: My Real Estate Assistant has a PHD!
- 01/31/13 10:02 PM
My Real Estate Assistant has a PHD!
How lucky can I be to have such a distinguished helper in my home office? She graduated at the top of her class with a PHD (phenomenal disposition) at the Real Estate Acatemy!
She is a people pleaser and:
Maintains a great attitude of gratitude Will fetch items efficiently, no questions asked Never complains about her work load, no matter the task She would assist for free but I feel justified in paying her in snacks, plush toys and catnip. Everyone meet Hiway! She is a dream helper and I couldn't be happier to share my … (16 comments)
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just for fun: Happy Other's Day! Your Day, your way!
- 05/11/11 03:52 AM
Happy Other's Day! Your Day, your way!
Feel like celebrating but it's not a holiday?
Make up your own! That's right!
Create a holiday all your own and cut loose!
You can:
Bake some cupcakes Can some tomatoes Have a pizza eating contest Ride a unicycle while juggling Make up a new dance Or do absolutely nothing Your day, your way! And it can happen any other day of the week, month or time of year or every other day of the year! You are in charge! So have FUN and Happy Other's Day to you!
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just for fun: Here's looking at you lefty!
- 03/05/11 02:20 AM
While hurriedly making flight and hotel plans for a an unexpected 3-day stay in Denver, we rushed out the door to get to Las Vegas for the flight that would take me there. Everything was thrown into the suitcase and I put my reading glasses in my laptop bag for later use.
We arrive at the airport, get through security and finally to the gate area and take a seat. I was so looking forward to taking out my Sony Reader as I had previously downloaded two books. I pulled it from my bag along with my reading glasses.
Before long, I was … (22 comments)
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just for fun: Just for FUN on Saturday!
- 01/30/10 02:50 AM
If you need a chuckle try calling the Nestle hot line at 1-800-295-0051. When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile!
Keep going and press 4.
Then press 7.
If you comment on this, don't give away what happens... EVERYONE do this!!! VERY funny!!
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