sense of humor: Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right... - 10/21/18 09:50 AM
Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right...
 
 
When clowns come calling, do you open the door or keep them at bay? Recently, I received an email from AT&T, claiming the phone bill was now due and payment expected. I do not have an account with them!
 
Apparently, there have been a number of spammers here in the Rain who continue to bombard the Q & A section of this forum again and again. Bob Stewart is a busy man trying to keep up with it all. I report them.
 
But seriously, are these scammers and spammers getting daft?!
 
On another note...
When the door bell unexpectedly rang this … (15 comments)

sense of humor: Whooping it up with Larry, Moe and CURLY! - 09/18/18 07:15 AM
Whooping it up with Larry, Moe and CURLY!
 
 
Maintaining a sense of humor in the real estate industry is a must. When things go sideways, rather than allowing the attitude to take a southern turn too, think of ways to continue moving forward.
 
While we all experience disappointment, we can choose to find a positive means to rev up and gain momentum. I seek out healthy ways to deal with the down side of life with a laugh or two...or three.
 
Besides, I can always eat my way through it too. Larry, Moe and Curly just may be dinner tonight. Happy day all, whoop, whoop!
 
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Buying … (21 comments)

sense of humor: BE ON THE LOOKOUT! - 04/01/18 03:09 PM
BE ON THE LOOKOUT!
 
There were several reports of residential break-ins that occurred throughout the St. George area last night. Officer's are responding as quickly and efficiently as possible so, if you have been a victim, please be patient.
Suspect information is long whiskers, covered in hair and moves with a limp or "hop." The suspect does not actually take items but illegally gains entry to homes and leaves baskets and egg shaped droppings...
 
 
APRIL FOOL'S and HAPPY EASTER to all!
 
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Buying or selling a home in southern Utah? Call me at 435.632.9374 or contact me at wanda@buynsellutah.com to help because Wanda Can!
 
A portion of every successful real estate transaction goes … (19 comments)

sense of humor: A Wee Visitor Whizzed in and Went Quickly! - 03/17/18 09:43 AM
A Wee Visitor Whizzed in and Went Quickly!
 
 
At least the aim was spot on! This is specifically for the Crap-tacular group because it is considered potty humor. Hope you are having a spectacular St. Patty's Day Kathleen Daniels and may the luck of the Irish continue to be a prominent presence in your life!
 
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Buying or selling a home in southern Utah? Call me at 435.632.9374 or contact me at wanda@buynsellutah.com to help because Wanda Can!
 
A portion of every successful real estate transaction goes to Bed 'n' Biscuits to help fund Switchpoint, a local homeless shelter.
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sense of humor: What if 3 Wise Women Showed Up instead of 3 Wise Men? - 12/07/17 07:40 AM
What if 3 Wise Women Showed Up instead of 3 Wise Men?
 
 
 
At times, the imagination takes over and it wanders to places that are surprising and comical, even to me! Imagine my delight when I found this yard art pattern at the store. Of course it was purchased, traced, cut out, painted and placed in the yard immediately.  This is an oldy but goody and often brings a smile about the face when people read the message, enjoy!
 
If 3 women who showed up at the manger instead of 3 men they would have:
arrived early delivered the baby cleaned the stable made a casserole offered … (14 comments)

sense of humor: Another Good Reason To Stay Within Your Knowledge Base! - 10/13/17 01:35 PM
Another Good Reason To Stay Within Your Knowledge Base!
 
An experienced stager knows how to beautify a space, just as an electrician knows the number outlets to adequately illuminate a home. Far be it for me to overstep boundaries when it comes to other professions.
 
My husband went to the store to purchase a new table lamp for our living room. Imagine my surprise when he sent me a photo, asking my opinion.  →Insert humor here.← An interior decorator he is clearly not! 
 
 
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Buying or selling a home in southern Utah? Call me at 435.632.9374 or contact me at wanda@buynsellutah.com to help because Wanda Can!
 
 
A portion of every successful real estate transaction goes to … (14 comments)

sense of humor: Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men? - 12/07/16 06:38 AM
Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
 
I have been known to have quite the imagination. This is one of my favorite Christmas FUN posts from a few years ago that still brings a smile and makes me wonder, what if?
 
 
What if  3 women showed up at the manger instead of 3 men? They would have:
arrived early delivered the baby cleaned the stable made a casserole offered practical gifts                              ~ Author Unknown
 
This is a photo of a yard art decoration that my husband and I cut out and painted … (9 comments)

sense of humor: May good luck pursue you. - 03/16/16 10:52 PM
May good luck pursue you.
 
May you have all the happiness
and luck that life can hold—
And at the end of all your rainbows
may you find a pot of gold.
 
May your pockets be heavy—
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.
 
p.s. We had an unexpected visitor last night who apparently started celebrating a little early...Happy St. Patrick's Day all!
 
 
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sense of humor: A REAL SCREAMING DEAL! - 08/25/15 06:12 AM
A REAL SCREAMING DEAL!
 
Tammy and I arrived at the home to take photos in preparation of listing it on the MLS. Little did we know, every move made was being closely mointored, room to room, while clicking away.
 
Micsellaneous clutter was scattered everywhere, so getting good, photos was extremely challenging. Just as I moved some baby bedding in the corner, Tammy started running, screaming!
 
I closed my eyes, imagining a huge snake or skunk or racoon jumping out, foaming at the mouth and let out a blood curdling scream that went beyond just a squeal. The woman in the yard next door almost dropped her garden hose!
 
Poor mouse didn't … (18 comments)

sense of humor: Naturally curly! - 08/20/15 12:11 AM
Naturally curly!
 
 
This skinless, burp-less cucumber twisted itself around the stalk of a sunflower in the garden. Unknown to us, until we started clearing away some dead plant material. We think the wind caused it to turn bit by bit until it created this outcome.
 
It almost looks like it was hanging on for dear life as it was clearly off the ground by more than a foot. Who knows? Maybe it adapted and adjusted in order to continue thriving. Nature constantly amazes me with her sense of humor and survival skills!
 
We can definitely take notes from this example to enhance our own business models. Happy Saturday all!
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sense of humor: Oh to be normal. - 07/21/15 10:07 PM
Oh to be normal.
 
 
What is your definition of NORMAL? Some say normal is a setting on the dryer or a cycle on the washing machine. That normal is an illusion, what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ~ Charles Addams.
 
Normal may only be relative, so I guess my husband and I would be a paranormals? Uh....hmmmm.
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sense of humor: How to get the attention of 250 people immediately. - 01/27/15 09:58 PM
How to get the attention of 250 people immediately.
 
It's simple! Join a social media group and inject some humor. I recently posted a photo I took of some cucumbers we pulled from our home garden and added a funny caption. Before I knew it, I had the attention of almost 250 people who, not only liked it but LOL!
 
Meet Larry, Moe and Curly…whoop, whoop, whoop!

This is powerful stuff! People like people like them and by posting this photo, not only did it show that I enjoy gardening but also have a sense of humor. Social media is about connecting with … (13 comments)

sense of humor: You can call me...! - 11/03/14 08:01 AM
You can call me...!
 
A new client and I were in the middle of a conversation discussing her wish list for a future home purchase.
 
Suddenly, she asked me to pronounce my name for her. To which I did. She tried to say it.
 
Once.
 
Twice.
 
Again. 
 
I finally replied, just call me Wanda K!
And that is what she did!
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sense of humor: Laugh...It Does A Body & Mind Good! - 10/23/14 07:53 AM

Laugh...It Does A Body & Mind Good! 
 
Laughter really is contagious! Have you noticed when hearing a good belly laugh that you can't help but to chuckle yourself?
 
Laughter reduces stress levels. Having a stressful day? Stop and think of something funny that happened to you and let yourself go! 
 
Laughter is good for the heart. Laughter lightens your mood by releasing endorphins into your body and elevating thought processes.
 
Laughter gives the abdomen a good workout. The more you laugh the more stomach muscles react, much like doing crunches. 
 
So, next time you feel like crying or losing … (13 comments)

sense of humor: Open the door for a more satisfying life with laughter! - 03/16/14 04:41 AM

Open the door for a more satisfying life with laughter!
 
What can lift you up on a dreary day?
A child's laughter. It is contagious and comes natural. 
 
Laughter allows you to take yourself less seriously and opens the door for a more satisfying life.
 
Laughing is a stress reliever and mood booster, how can you go wrong?! 
 
See a comedy show, think of a funny joke that you found hilarious, and remember past events that make you laugh. Surround yourself with positive, upbeat people who see the upside of living.
 
So laugh. 
Just laugh!
Laugh often! 
 
Happy Sunday to you all.
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sense of humor: Not a personal attack but a lessen lurned! - 01/27/13 11:35 AM

Not a personal attack but a lessen lurned!
A recent blog noted misspellings and poor grammar on the MLS and made humorous anecdotes to each mistake.
Did I think it was entertaining? Yes.
Was it funny? Yes!
The poster did not cause the subjects of the blog any money loss, health problems or personal distress, so why the animosity and ill will? 
As real estate professionals, it is up to each one of us to represent our clients to the highest standard. Part of the service we provide is accurate, detailed information. Proper spelling and grammar is part of the promise … (41 comments)

sense of humor: Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? - 06/28/11 03:05 AM
 Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?
Coming up the road leading home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. A neighbor’s child teaching her dog how to ride a bicycle! He was not held captive by ropes or a leash to hold him on, HE WAS A WILLING PARTICIPANT as you can see in the photo! And look, he is S-M-I-L-I-N-G!
 
I just couldn’t resist taking a photo…with her permission of course! So the next time you're thinking of trying something new, DO IT!  You may be surprised and have A LOT of FUN!
 
Staying involved and in tune to what's happening … (14 comments)

sense of humor: Over-IF-In Syndrome: The process of repeated negative thoughts running through your head at breakneck speed while laying in bed trying to sleep. - 03/19/11 02:00 PM
Over-IF-In Syndrome: The process of repeated negative thoughts running through your head at breakneck speed while laying in bed trying to sleep.

After writing an offer on an approved short sale, the timelines for due diligence are real tight so instead of being satisfied with the results and thrilled for your client, you question:
IF-in the timelines are realistc? IF-in the earnest money is protected? IF-in the inspection will yield dramatic results? IF-in the appraisal will come in at /or above offer amount? IF-in, IF-in, IF-in and IF-in! IF-in I don't get some sleep, I may be so IF-in tired tomorrow and no … (19 comments)

sense of humor: No bull here! - 02/19/11 06:10 AM
No bull here!
Two sisters, one not very smart and one older, inherit the family farm and are in dire need of a bull to mate with the females to generate some income to stay afloat.

The older sister decides to take $400, the last of the money they have to market to purchase a breeder bull. Telling her sister that if she decides to buy one, she will send a message for her to bring the trailer to pick them up.
She buys a bull for $399 and proceeds to the telegraph office to send a message to her sister to … (33 comments)

sense of humor: I've lost "My Mouse!" - 10/14/10 02:03 AM


I've lost "My Mouse!"
During the 15 minute intermission for the Broadway Musical Crazy for You at Tuacahn Ampitheatre, we noticed the people behind us scurrying to find something lost. I asked if I could help, curious of what to look for.
The lady said her 2 year old lost his little mouse. Okay, armed with that knowledge, I began earnestly looking around and under the seats for a cute, cuddly child's toy, hoping to find it for the little boy.
"I found it", said the dad, and sure enough, it was - a mouse!
Not the one I was thinking … (16 comments)

 
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