"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
"These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people."
"Lie to one person and you're a crook."
"Lie to many people and you're an entrepreneur."
"Lie to everyone and you're a politician."
"Your political stance is completely dependent upon whose lies you believe the most."
"A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."
"Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders."
"Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign."
"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!"
And the best for last;
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
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