I was sent this by a friend of mine. He understands what we are going through so he thought WE could all use a chuckle.
A father sent his son to college. After a few months, the son was out of money. He was partying way to much. He was trying to figure out how to ask Dad for a bigger allowance, when the phone rang...
"How is School Son?" the father asked. "Great, dad, but you would never believe it. They have a new course in which they will teach our dog how to use the computer. It's only $1000 for the course."
"I will be there tomorrow with the dog and the cash." After a couple of months, the son was again broke. He calls home and Dad askes..."How is the dog doing?" "Awsome Dad, he has done so well, that they want to enroll him into the only course around to teach him to talk. $2500 is all it takes!"
The Check is in the mail!" Dad responds. Getting toward the end of the school year and almost time to go home. The dog doesn't use the computer nor can he speak English. He can't let his dad know, so he decides to shoot the dog and tell dad he had become very ill.
A few days later, dad phones..."Well you will be home soon, how is our star pupil doing?"
"Well Dad, it's like this...when the dog learned to talk the first thing he said to me was," "I sure hope your Mother doesn't ever find out about that red head and your father."
"WELL, I HOPE YOU SHOT THAT DOG!" Dad shouted.
"Yes I did, Dad, Yes I did!"
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