Inspection Wars ~ The Saga Begins...

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Inspection Wars ~ The Saga Begins...

     Not too long ago, in a subdivision not so far away, clashes raged. For decades, fierce struggles ravaged Patooie, and without the aid from the Sleuthi Knights, no one would be able to buy or sell with peace of mind. Ever embroiled in constant finger pointing and litigation, the inhabitants of Patooie became a cynical lot.
     The inhabitants of Patooie were naive, believing that all work done by contractors and builders were done properly. Some brave but ignorant souls ventured in to the unknown realms of DIYdome. The more they tinkered, the braver they became. Soon, they too were led down the pathway leading to the dark side of the farce.
     There was hope for the occupants of Patooie ~ the Sleuthi Knights. These brave individuals are constantly on the look out for shoddy workmanship or other telltale signs of the dark side of the farce. Combining foresight, knowledge, and experience, the Sleuthi Knight is ever vigilant in his role to protect, serve and report.
     Inspection Wars ~ The Saga Begins Today ~~~ May the Farce be with you... 

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Comments (22)

Mike Hendren
Mike Hendren Photography - Cloudcroft, NM

HaHaHa!  You cracked me up, Michael - nice work!  Some pretty handy photoshopping there, too!


Aug 24, 2010 03:14 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

I'd go back on the medication =)
I just woke up with a smile this morning Michael, how bout you?

Aug 24, 2010 03:33 AM
Sally Dunbar
Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area) - Fair Oaks, CA
Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale

Michael - you crack me up.  This is a good one. You are gettting REALLY GOOD at photoshop.

Aug 24, 2010 03:47 AM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

Mike, I honestly didn't know what that meant (sorry!)..LOL...creative as usual!  Have a good one!

Aug 24, 2010 03:54 AM
Gerry Khatchikian
Red Lodge, MT


You are participating in some very interesting adventures/wars!   Thank you for the chuckles.  I like your latest avatar.  :)

Aug 24, 2010 05:27 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good afternoon Michael,

May the Farce be with you! You are certainly on a roll!! Love this post..great are quite the explorer and getting very proficient with photoshop!!

Aug 24, 2010 07:14 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

May the Farce be with you! Too funny! Looking forward to what will come out of that mind of yours next......

Aug 24, 2010 09:41 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

You're too funny! I always look forward to your posts. I NEVER know what to expect! Blessings!

Aug 24, 2010 09:45 AM
Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

You have a great sense of humour and obviously don't take yourself too seriously...

Aug 24, 2010 10:36 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Michael..May the force be with you !!!


Aug 24, 2010 11:54 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Hannah, And you too...

Chris, You only travel this orb once, might as well enjoy it...

Joni, thanks...

Craig, that my friend, is a scary place to go...

Dorie, thanks. I had to work on this one. It was a real stretch...

Gerry, thanks...

Kristin, I see that you are not a Star Wars fanatic...

Sally, Thanks. I am learning from the best...

Paul, yes, I think I will...

Aug 24, 2010 01:07 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector


You look half man, half ape and all Nutsy.

Aug 24, 2010 01:46 PM
Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Excellent work.  Love the star wars picture.

Aug 24, 2010 02:55 PM
Al & Peggy Cunningham, Brokers
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage - Brampton, ON
Our Family Wants To Help Your Family!

Hey Michael, up our way Home Depot has classes for DIY projects.  You need to attend your local Home Depot and be a heckler from the back row.

Aug 24, 2010 02:55 PM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

Michael, that was very funny.  And, the photoshop job was hilarious, too.  Good luck on the wars!  May the force be with you!

Aug 25, 2010 01:22 AM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

Craig has help create a photo shopping monster. May the farce be with you.

Aug 25, 2010 01:22 AM
Carl Winters
Canyon Lake, TX

Maybe I need to ge that photo shop thingy and some of whatever your on. Keep going with each day's excitement. As usualy I'm late getting here; however I always enjoy your daily blogs.

Never know what to expect.

Aug 25, 2010 02:19 AM
Bill Saunders, Realtor®
Meyers Realty - Hot Springs, AR

Michael, Wonderful Chuckle today for certain. I can not wait for the sequel!

Aug 25, 2010 06:41 AM
Dan Quinn
The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD
Dan Quinn

You are having to much fun Michael.  With your new photoshop skills you remind me of a gleeful little boy who just learned how to ride his bicycle.

Aug 25, 2010 03:38 PM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Another great shot Michael and this would be fun to do with some posts but I don't know how!

VB ;-(

Aug 28, 2010 04:00 PM