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A Catholic Heart Attack. (Humor)

By William Feela

Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

April 23, 2011 09:58 AM

I grew up Catholic so I find many of these stories very humorous.

A man had a very serious Heart Attack and had by-pass surgery. When he woke from the surgery, he found himself in a Catholic hospital and in the care of nuns.

As he became more coherent, one of the nuns asked the man how he was going to pay for his care.

"Do you have health ins.?" asked the nun

"No."

"Do you have cash in the bank?"

"No."

"Do you have a relative that could help you out?" pressed the nun.

"No, all I have is a spinster sister that is a nun." replied the man.

The nun got very agitated..."We are not spinsters, we are married to GOD!" She boomed.

"Well good, Send the bill to my Brother-in-law!"

I believe his brother-in-law has paid a larger debt than this for him already.

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Dennis Duvernay Broker/Owner

Hillview Realty - Northbridge, MA

Good one Bill....and yes his brother-in-law has paid so much more already....

Apr 23, 2011 10:04 AM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Bill - That was a good one. If the patient was an illegal the bill would be paid by us.

Apr 23, 2011 10:14 AM

James Loftis

RealEstate911.com - West Palm Beach, FL

RealEstate911.com

Funny story Bill, thanks for sharing.

Apr 23, 2011 10:23 AM

Tish Lloyd

BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC

Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Amen.

Apr 23, 2011 11:18 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

HE has paid for alll of us even before we occur the debt

Apr 23, 2011 02:41 PM

Ted Tyrrell

RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC

Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Thanks for the joke Bill. And you're right, He has paid for it before we incurred the debt. God bless you during this Easter Season.

Apr 23, 2011 04:07 PM

Kaera Mims

Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA

Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

This is so cute. And true, it's like we have an unending credit limit that we never have to repay. I LOVE IT :-)!

Apr 23, 2011 06:27 PM

Vern Eaton

Askov, MN

Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, God's trust in us is beyNow that is trust and real LOVE!ond our thought process. He paid before we were born.

Apr 24, 2011 01:42 AM

Randi Brammer

Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN

Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill, it is amazing at what we have been granted and even before our birth. I am not worthy

Apr 24, 2011 02:18 PM

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