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A Homeless Man's Funeral

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

 

 

Had to change things around a little but you’ll get the full version with a twist…Enjoy

 

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

 

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

 

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

 

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

 

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played my heart and soul out for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

 

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

 

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

 

Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.

 

 

 

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Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

James- saw this not too long ago, and loved it. Thanks!

Oct 04, 2011 12:43 AM
Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. An oldie but a goodie. Now about those legs...

Oct 04, 2011 12:44 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

It is a man thing not to ask for directions. Heard this story before and it is always funny! Enjoy your day!

Oct 04, 2011 12:52 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Oh my gosh where do you come up with these stories?  You crack me up.

Oct 04, 2011 01:02 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Great stuff James, always good to start the day out with a laugh.  Thanks again.

Oct 04, 2011 01:30 AM
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, Very funny and first time for me. Thanks for the morning chuckle and have a great day!

Oct 04, 2011 02:37 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. I kind of knew where this was going but enjoyed it nonetheless. Have a great day and a productive week. Later.

Oct 04, 2011 03:12 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....after all this time this is your best yet!!!!!   Thanks!

Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Go Vols!

Oct 04, 2011 10:59 PM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Now that was a punch line!!!! Septic tanks had no idea this joke was going there. Great job in getting lost! ( J )

Oct 05, 2011 04:33 AM