david letterman: Top Ten Tuesday
- 01/26/10 02:17 PM
Here are David Letterman's Top Ten from the Late Show for a little Tuesday laugh. Read more here. Friday, January 22, 2010Top Ten Things To Be Happy About 10.Still no Larry King sex tapes 9.America has a rich surplus of Kardashians 8.The Taco Bell drive-thru diet 7.More aggressive friskings at our nation's airports 6.Jets coach Rex Ryan is sort of like the funny fat guy on "Cheers" 5.Go to YouTube, type "kitties" and thank me later 4.Only three more entries on this list 3.Renee Zellweger is proving that you can be fun and flirty at 40 2.Snooki and "The Situation" got … (8 comments)
david letterman: Did you get a bad flu shot?
- 10/27/09 08:00 AM
Thinking about getting the flu shot? Read this, courtesy of David Letterman, to learn the top 10 ways you know know you got a bad flu shot: 10. Tastes and looks like A-1 Steak Sauce 9. Right before injecting you, doctor asks "regular or unleaded?" 8. Now that you think about it, its a little weird that the Dr office was on the D train. 7. You're shaking like a washing machine 6. Instead of the CDC, its recommended by GMC 5. Every time you sneeze your nose falls off 4. Doctor claims its made from freshly squeezed hogs 3. Nurse … (2 comments)
david letterman: Was Your Summer Wasted?
- 09/10/09 01:08 PM
Here is a list of the Top 10 Signs You Wasted Your Summer, courtesy of David Letterman. Watch it here. 10. Just stated sending out applications for summer jobs 9. Eyebrows haven't grown back after 4th of July incident 8. Developed vaccine for swan flu 7. The one person you saw naked was the creepy old guy at your gym 6. Only time you were at the beach was to bury a body 5. You can name more than 2 contestants on "AMerica's Got Talent" 4. Woke up today at noon - went to bed May 19th 3. You're watching David … (1 comments)
Feel free to check out the video clip as well: http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=ANmZoKVrsr76u3WKh8WPAWuq0yACYbWl&vs=Top%20Ten&play=true 10.I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon 9.We would only invade fun places like Cabo 8.Free pie for everybody 7.My Situation Room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas 6.I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy" 5.Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes 4.America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy 3.Challenge U.S. to put … (1 comments)
10.Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge 9.No reason to stay home every day now that "Guiding Light" has been cancelled 8.Worried Obama's death panels might try to take him out 7.In this economy, someone offers a job, you grab it 6.Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city's fans 5.Couldn't take another trip to Pottery Barn with the wife 4.Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot 3."Concussions made my krazy!" 2.Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in … (1 comments)
david letterman: Southern California Real Estate/Top Ten Worst Summer Jobs
- 06/12/09 10:25 AM
Courtesey of David Letterman's Top Ten10.Octomom babysitter 9. Mel Gibson divorce lawyer 8. Assistant in charge of applying sunscreen to Rush Limbaugh 7. Susan Boyle groomer 6. Second assistant in charge of applying sunscreen to Rush Limbaugh 5. Dick Cheney hunting buddy (4th year on the list) 4. "Jon & Kate Plus 8" marriage counselor 3. No number 3 -- writer left to work for Conan 2. General Motors CEO 1. Proofreader for George W. Bush's memoir And thank you for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection. Best regards. Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI 2007 … (0 comments)
Here are David Letterman's Top Ten from the Late Show for a little Tuesday laugh. Read more here.
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