How to Know Where Your Real Estate Agent Was Raised When Driving One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator
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06/25/2011
You Might Be A Redneck Real Estate Agent If * You recycle your own toilet paper* Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad* You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.* You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate."
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06/25/2011
Elevator Magic Hillbilly Real Estate Agent A real estate agent from the hills took his family on a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's
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06/25/2011
Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Win
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06/22/2011
Generous REALTOR A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful REALTOR. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, yo
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06/22/2011
Let me start out with a disclaimer that I'm not giving legal advice, But I would watch out what you agree to during a divorce in todays real estate market. I went out on a listing appointment last night, and something became appearant to me that I haven't really observed before. I met with a lady
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06/22/2011
I found the solution to getting more motivated to sell real estate. After 35 yrs in the business and being the Broker Owner, I sometimes find myself just waiting for the phone to ring instead of dialing the phone. Well today I found the motivation... My oldest son starts college this fall (I wa
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06/18/2011
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman real estate agent who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Hu
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06/18/2011
