A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's … (21 comments)
humor: Missing Wife: Humor For Men
- 05/02/14 02:13 AM
Missing Wife: Humor For Men A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector: Describe he please. Husband: Female...... Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim can be healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. … (8 comments)
humor: Top Ten Signs That your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare Health Care
- 08/21/13 07:30 AM
I added a few in comments and Glenn thought I should re-blog, so what the heck: (13) Your healthcare coverage would be better if you were unemployeed. (12) Your Dr spends more time trying to sell you 'alternative treatments' (vitamins, fads, whatever) than actually examining you. (11) When you ask about the tongue depressors being darker on one end the nurse states "Don't worry we turn it around betwen patients." We have been getting a lot of grief about the new health care changes that we had to employ here at Family Abstract, as usual, I'll hide behind the comedy, it … (17 comments)
humor: I got an E-Mail telling me that my blogs are getting boring!
- 12/30/11 03:46 AM
This are good enough to re-post so that everyone gets a chance to see. I hope you find them as humorous as I did. (If you wish to post please go to Willam's original blog post. Have a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!! Now that sounds like a slam but let me say a bit more. The writer of this E-Mail said he enjoyed my humor and looked forward to seeing it. I myself have shied away a bit from some of the Funnies I have done in the past. So I guess for some that means I am getting boring. … (0 comments)
humor: My Youngest Speaks Again (Humor)
- 08/25/11 02:36 AM
My wife and I were at a doctor's appointment and her Mother (NeNe, who is in her 60s) and my wife's brother (Uncle who is almost 20) were watching our kids. The following conversation took place and only the names have been omitted to protect the innocent, zinged and embarrassed.
Uncle: Do you know how old I will be on my next birthday? My Youngest (8 yrs old): hmmmmmmm.......You will be 20 Uncle: Right! Youngest: Wow, you are OLD! NeNe: Hahahahahahahahhaa Youngest: What are you laughing at? You're like 80! … (10 comments)
humor: First McDonald's: Now the World: Obama's Plan to Fight Obesity
- 07/27/11 04:29 AM
In her continuing struggle to fight obesity the First Lady's victory over McDonald's (The victory was getting McDonald's to include apple slices in Happy Meal orders.) has emboldened her. The federal government (read: Mrs. Obama) has realized that the government cannot force the children to actually eat these apples or to even eat sensibly. (Just look at her meals!) ASIDE: She tried to establish the Federal Reallocation of caloric Intake Enforcement Authority (FRcIED) which would have assigned a Federal Food Agent (FFA) to every McDonald's to make sure the apple slices were eaten (and what would you do about the … (14 comments)
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