Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the
Darwin
> Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
>
> Here is the glorious winner:
>
> 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his
intended
> victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be
> robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire
> wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.
> This time it worked.
>
> And now, the honorable mentions:
>
> 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a
> meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance
> company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
> men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he
> also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
>
> 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
> his car during a blizzard in Chicago, returned with his
> vehicle, to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably,
> he shot her.
>
> 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
> bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
> to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not
> wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
> bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He
> then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
> the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to
> bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
>
> 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from
> serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When
> asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that
> he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to
> a moving train before he was hit.
>
> 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
> the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the
> cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash
> in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man
> took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on
> the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the
> drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you
> money, is a crime committed?]
>
> 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
> decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor
> store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the
> cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The
> cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the
> head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was
> made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
>
> 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
a
> man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911
> immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed
> description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police
> apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove
> back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
> told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
> "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse
> from."
>
> 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked
> into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 A.M.,
> flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
> because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a
> food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said
> they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
> walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]
>
> 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor
home
> parked on a Seattle Street, he got much more than he bargained
> for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man
> curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police
> spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal
> gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's
> sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to
> press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
>
> In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these
with
> your friends and family .... unless of course one of these
> individuals by chance is a distant relative or long-lost
> friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they
> remain lost.
>
> *** Remember... They walk among us!!! ***
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