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Has Your House Been Labeled? Top Five Tips To Sell Your House

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Home Stager with Rose-Colored Staging

From my sister Lisa, my Guest-blogger!

Hunting for a new house can be so exciting!  Potential buyers have a vision of a desired lifestyle, they crave the "perfect" house, they know everything will be better in "the new house."  Isn't life grand?  They've done everything by the book.  They are ready to buy.  Their agent brings them to your house and then?

No offer.  Why?  You may not know it yet, but your home may have just been labeled by the consumer.  Or worse, YOU may have been labeled by the consumer!

As a consumer, I have visited Smelly House (not just a smell-- this odor remained on me after a 10 minute drive with all the windows open.)  Note:  Don't wear open-toed shoes when house hunting for bargain priced homes!  Which brings me to Squirrel House.  I wanted to run away crying from that one.  There was a home we visited when no sooner in the door I said, "Get out of here quick!"  We don't like to discuss that one.

Ok, so maybe your house isn't that bad.  But the gross and dirty are not the only houses being labeled by picky buyers.  I visited Lightbulb House.  Or actually, Lack-of-Lightbulbs House.  No lie, the homeowner carried their one lamp into every room we visited.  What did the house look like?  You got me!?!?  Bean and Rice House was a boy at his kitchen table eating beans and rice.  Nothing horrible, just a distinct odor really.  Pee Pee Bathroom House obviously had young boys.  Nothing a good cleaning couldn't take care of.  In Scary Bird House the guy said "not to worry 'cause they don't hurt ya."  Not comforting!

There is a whole different list for carpet-- Bleach Stain On Carpet House, Pink Carpet House, No Carpet House, Pea Green Carpet House, Ugly Brown Carpet House, Nasty Carpet House.

I bought a condo that we called The Precious Moments Hallmark Store House.  It was fairly clean and kind of smelled like a Hallmark Store.  I could see past the cutesy wallpaper.  She had a curio of Precious Moments figurines nestled in Easter grass surrounded by a picket fence and stuffed sheep animals.  Why didn't that condo sell faster?  Didn't exactly send a message of serious seller.  She taught kindergarten for a living.  I bet she was good at it.

One of my favorites is the Wedding House.  Every room has pictures from their big day along with the unity candle, dried flowers, framed invitation, white gloves, the garter, the champagne glasses... the list goes on and on and guess what?  No buyer wants to see that!  I know it may seem harsh, but they don't care mainly because they weren't there.  They simply can't relate.

The most annoying one is The House With Only 3 Bedrooms, But The Agent Listed 4.  How is this going to help the seller and the agent?  I'd really like to know.  It didn't help the buyer who needed 4 bedrooms!  What a letdown!

So how do you steer clear of being labeled?

My Top Five Suggestions Are:

1. Hire a good stager before you list your house.
How do I know this?  I hired one!  My sister to be exact.  Michele Rose is a Realtor and Professional Home Stager.  I sold my home in a tough market.  And I would have sold sooner had I listened to her price suggestion from the beginning.  Live and learn.  We settled $100 over her initial price suggestion within 90 days.

Stagers are professionals who come to your home with an objective eye.  They view your home as a buyer would and give you suggestions to make your home more appealing "to the masses."  They generalize decor and creatively plan how to appeal to home buyers and their senses.  It's worth the investment, and you will see a return, whether it be in terms of lesser days on the market or a higher offer than the average seller.  Already listed?  Never too late!  Every house deserves to be staged.  EVERY house!

2. Clean it!
De-clutter the home by packing collectibles and "stuff" neatly somewhere out of sight, deep clean the whole house including professional vent cleaning, professionally clean the carpet and floors, clean up the messy paint jobs and touch-ups and such, tidy the gardens, tidy the exterior, and powerwash.

3. Make it special.
Hang nice art in place of all your framed family photos, burn a lightly scented candle, leave some snacks like cookies and punch for potential buyers, fluff some pillows, decorate with hardback books, buy fresh flowers for the entry vase and please have all the lights on so we know you're inviting us to really look at your home.

4. Hide the unmentionables.
Take your pets and all signs of pets (some people don't like pets!), hide the cleaners, toiletries, dirty laundry, medicines, bills and anything with your name on it.  This is no longer your home after all, it is your house-- a product that you are selling to a consumer.  We don't want to see your cat's litter box or your rash cream!

5. Listen to trusted professionals.
If you are not getting showings after you have completed a professional staging and you have "done everything right," and your agent has marketed your home appropriately, then you may need to lower your price.  It's hard to hear, but it's true and it gets you to where you want to be-- sold and moved!

By the way, when I was selling my house, it was labeled The Clean House. Now that's the kind of label I can live with!

 

Michele Rose is a Realtor and Professional Home Stager in Burlington County, NJ.  She has been assisting both buyers and sellers with their real estate needs for the last 6 years.  In 2007, she founded Rose-Colored Staging, a professional home staging and redesign business, to help sellers successfully market their homes with professional home staging.

Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Michele - your sister is to be congratulated!  Great post that we can all relate to.  Way to go Lisa!

PS  I suggested this too :)

Sep 09, 2010 11:31 AM
Fred Hookham
Keller Williams - Milton, WI

Two more to add to the list:

The Jack Daniels (C) House, with a 2'x3' hand-painted reproduction of the label from the bottle of Jack painted on the kitchen wall over the breakfast table. Do not know why the house was bank-owned, but we can hazard a guess.

The Fourth of July House, with not a single neutral color inside. Every wall was red, white or blue. It left a vivid impression with us, but each buyer wasted time thinking about how they would decorate something like this, instead of figuring out how much paint and time it would take to cover it.... 

Sep 09, 2010 12:55 PM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Hi Susan!  Thanks for suggesting the feature!  Glad you enjoyed it-- we all have our "war stories," don't we?  :)

Sep 09, 2010 01:01 PM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Fred, those are too funny!  Great distractions for the buyers-- and often the buyers just move on to the next. 

Sep 09, 2010 01:04 PM
Juliet Johnson
Vizzitopia - St Johns, FL
Jacksonville Photography & Digital Marketing

Can I play?

The Bare Breasted House -- horrible amounts of excessive nakidity in the artwork!

The Doll House - "You're going to have to put these dolls away, some folks find dolls scary"  "NOOOOO! People love my dolls. I've had an offer on my dolls since the house has been on the market."  "My point exactly.  Your doll collection is getting the offers your house should be!"

The Mermaid House -- yes, separate from the BareBreasted monster mash, but same problem... only with longer hair and clam shells all over the place.

The 'Kama Sutra for Jews Today' house... well, in honor of the season, I better stop at that one!!  (Not kidding though...)

Sep 09, 2010 02:13 PM
Tricia Hoffmann
Your Home Free - Highland Village, TX

Ha ha, this post and the comments gave me a good laugh!  These are great.

While I am Christian, I have a hard time with the "Keep Away Vampire" house that features a wall full of 82 crosses in different sizes and colors.  

I also had a client who had their bulk tube of Poligrip out in the open.  They both used it so it was out every day.  Fortunately, the home sold super fast :)

Thanks for the laugh!

Sep 09, 2010 04:00 PM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Juliet!  "horrible amounts of excessive nakidity"  LOL!  Nakidity!  And the dolls-- yes, I just had to tell someone last week that sometimes people are creeped out by dolls.  Thanks for "playing"-- you gave me a good laugh!

Tricia:  Maybe they were Twilight fans?  LOL!  Glad to have given you a laugh!

Sep 09, 2010 04:18 PM
Kathy Burke
Sensational Home Staging~~Danville, CA - Danville, CA
S.F. East Bay Home Staging

FUNNY....I've "named" houses too!  And RARELY for a good reason!

Sep 09, 2010 07:23 PM
Michelle Molinari
FEATURE THIS... Real Estate Staging & Interior Decor - Lafayette, LA
Feature This Real, Estate Staging & Curb Appeal Concepts

Lol! I recently viewed a wedding house...the 3 foot x4 foot framed photograph of the bride was lovingly displayed on the end of the refrigerator... first thing you see when you walk in the house and glance to the left! It was hilarious.

~Michelle

Sep 09, 2010 10:00 PM
Shelley Roufs
Simply Staged Homes - New Ulm, MN

This gave me a good chuckle.  I'm with Kathy, most often they are not compliments.

Sep 10, 2010 02:37 AM
Julia Maher
Nestings: Connecticut Home Staging and Model Homes - Fairfield, CT
Connecticut Home Stager

I had the "Goddess House" - statuettes, picures, and plaques from all cultures; the "Mask House" - all cultures, very creepy; and a "Doll House" too!  Julie

Sep 10, 2010 03:27 AM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Kathy and Shelley:  No, we usually don't label the great ones-- and they usually don't last long!

Michelle:  On the fridge!  Toooooo much!  LOL!

Julia:  It's funny how some things are collectible to some and creepy to others!  :)

 

Sep 10, 2010 07:44 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Michele- isn't it funny how we remember the houses we've looked at by giving them labels.   I can relate to Juliet's( #5) bare breasted house.  I remember, as a buyer, looking at one that was all mauve and had mirrors on the ceiling in the master bedroom and a half naked figurine in the entry to the master suite.  Get my drift.  Quite a label I gave that one.

Sep 10, 2010 09:16 AM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Kathy:  We sometimes get much more than we bargained for when going into other people's homes!  The feedback I'd give the agent on that one is TMI!  LOL!

Sep 10, 2010 12:01 PM
C. Bartch
Newark, OH

LOL Michele, when I recently went house hunting I did have names for the homes! Your guest blogger/sister is spot on with her advice.

Sep 12, 2010 11:44 AM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Thanks Cynthia!  Glad it gave you a laugh!

Sep 12, 2010 04:45 PM
Tessa Skeens
Hampton ReDesign, Home Staging and Redesign - Grand Junction, CO
Staging For Realtors, Builders & Investors

Michele thanks for the re-blog. This is SO true. Funny stories about homes on the market are great to tell, but not to sell! lol

Sep 13, 2010 04:12 AM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

Thanks Tessa!  :)

Sep 13, 2010 11:54 AM
Michelle Minch
Moving Mountains Design Home Staging, Pasadena, CA - Los Angeles, CA
Home Staging Los Angeles and Orange County, CA

I've done staging consultations in the "cat pee" house and the "curry for dinner" house. But I'll never forget the house with the trapeze over the master bed - the "circus sex house". They wouldn't remove the trapeze (too difficult) and I chose to pass on staging it :o)

Sep 13, 2010 05:56 PM
Michele Rose
Rose-Colored Staging - Mount Holly Township, NJ
Burlington County Home Staging & Redesign

LOL!  Michelle!  I've never encountered a "circus sex house!"  I think I'd have to pass too-- how do you stage around that!  I wouldn't have the accessories!  LOL! 

Sep 14, 2010 04:55 AM