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A Thanksgiving Chuckle

By
Real Estate Agent with Allen Tate Company

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious
and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation,
grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for
over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out
onto John 's outstretched arms and said "I believe I
may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct
my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very
softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


HAPPY THANKSGIVING  (Early)

Comments(7)

Austin Lawrence
Century 21 - Lake Elsinore, CA
Realtor - Riverside County, CA

Thank you; nice chuckle.

Nov 19, 2010 04:37 AM
Gregory Kiep
Boston Brokerage Group - Boston, MA

Thanks for bringing a little bit of humor to our Friday!

Nov 19, 2010 04:41 AM
Phil & Celeste Pafford
PaffordHomes.com, Corona CA - Corona, CA
Corona Short Sale Broker

He He... gotta forward this to my Mom... Thanks!

Nov 19, 2010 04:46 AM
Donna Galinsky
Allen Tate Company - Cornelius, NC
Make Lake Norman Your Home!

I needed a laugh today!

Nov 19, 2010 05:55 AM
Elyse Berman, PA
LoKation Real Estate - Boca Raton, FL
Boca Raton FL (561) 716-7824

Very cute!  Thanks for the laugh.  Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

Nov 21, 2010 10:21 PM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

It was funny...Thank you!

Nov 26, 2010 11:37 PM
Margaret Goss
@Properties - Winnetka, IL
Chicago's North Shore & Winnetka Real Estate

I'm reading this a little late . . . but it still works! 

Your joke reminds me of the time my mother opened her freezer door, took something out, turned around and put it on the counter, then turned around and closed the freezer door.  A little while later she decided to go for a walk and whenever she sat down to put on her shoes, her cat, Sneakers, would show up and rub her leg.

No Sneakers.  She searches the whole condo and no Sneakers, anywhere.  Suddenly, she rushed to the freezer, and yup, there he was.  Still alive, and lucky to have his 9 lives still intact!  In the moment she turned around before she closed the freezer door, his curiosity had gotten the better of him.

Dec 18, 2010 08:21 AM