While cleaning up our house and trying to gather up all the Christmas decorations and do-dads, I started thinking about all the hours we spend cleaning our homes. And I began to wonder what it would be like if houses came with clean house warranties or insurance policies against messy homes.
So as my mind went off on a wander while I was folding clothes (yet again) I decided that there are a bunch of warranties that I would love to have.
Clean House Warranties....Imagine never having to clean again! When the clean breaks down and become dirty you just contact the warranty people and have it fixed....voila, clean again!
Here are some other policies and warranties worth thought!
An insurance policy against Piles of Laundry....
Messy Kids Bedroom policy....
Clean Car Warranty....
Automatic Light Bulb Replacement plan....
Toothpaste Cap Replacement Plan.....
Bottomless Coffee Cup Policy....
Dirt Free Floors Warranty....
Anti-Dust Warranty....
For that matter, here are some inventions that would cool to use!
Self Restocking Refrigerator....
Self Cleaning Commodes....
Self Cleaning Counter Tops....
Automatic Window Cleaner....
Automatic Bed Maker....
Continuous Dinner Preparer....
Some additional warranties to think about:
Suggested by Bob "Realman" Timm
A full gas tank warranty....
Pay any bill once warranty....
Where do I sign up?
Maybe we do already have all of those warranties, policies and inventions.
They come under a special policy called M.O.M.! My Own Maid :)
And that's one policy I hope to never loose! So here's to all the holders of this special policy, both Mom's and Dad's as if we didn't have one then we don't have our kids at home to use it.
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