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Jerry Seinfeld and I Have a Similar Goal - Global Domination!

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Jerry Seinfeld and I Have a Similar Goal

Global Domination!

Yes, folks, it's true! Jerry Seinfeld and I have a similar goal...

Global Domination!

Craig Rutman, your Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area Realtor was originally cast in the role of Kramer on Seinfeld!
Not many of you are aware of this, but I was originally cast in the role of Kramer. However, my Real Estate career was flourishing and I just couldn't leave my clients hanging.

So, after a few episodes (to rave reviews I might add), I left the Seinfeld show.


Now, many years later, I've come to realize that Jerry Seinfeld and I are working on a similar goal. We both want global domination.

The only difference is I want global domination in the wonderful world of Real Estate!

Now don't worry, my dear readers. I won't attempt to achieve my goal at your expense. Instead, I'll gladly refer clients moving to your area to you. Of course, I'll expect you to refer clients moving to the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area to me!

By working together, we can achieve global domination... one home at a time!

Jerry Seinfeld Seeks Global Domination!



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Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Raleigh - Cary – Apex metro areas; or any place else in the country by connecting you with a relocation professional in your destination of choice.

To find all available homes for sale in the Triangle area of North Carolina, please visit www.justnchomes.com

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Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

If they ever come back you have a chance to replace Kramer. .I don't think they want him after the freeze brain rant that killed his career. . 

Feb 01, 2011 12:11 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Jackie - Ahh, but if only I had his acting abilities....

Richard - It's the wrongness that keeps you coming back though!

Debra - When I saw that video I just had to share it. It's very well done.

Dorie - No, I'm no Kramer! But I did have some fun with Photoshop here.

Judy - Thanks Judy, I'm working on it!!!

Feb 01, 2011 01:02 AM
Charles Edwards Bentonville
Coldwell Banker Harris McHaney & Faucette 479-253-3796 - Bentonville, AR
AR REALTOR, Bentonville Real Estate Agent and Broker

Craig, I want a life like Seinfeld's..all those royalty checks and syndication deals.

Feb 01, 2011 01:05 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Ellen - Great link Ellen! I'm glad your daughter got a chance to see this. Now about that global domination thing....

Toula - Jerry and I are very close friends! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Andrea - I scare myself sometimes Andrea. You're not alone!

Wanda - Ha-Ha-larious! That's a new term for me! You learn so much here in the Rain!

Ellie - I'm just doing the best I can with what I've been given Ellie!

Feb 01, 2011 01:08 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Steve - I'm not so sure Kramer's job was ever revealed. Anyone here know the answer to that question?

Shar - It's so obvious that they modeled Kramer after me! And Elaine after you? Or was it George's mom?!!!

Doug - Married a girl from Apex did you? A fine choice my friend! Now go check those re-runs and when you hit the golf course work on that slice of yours!

Jim - Folks we have a first here! A Stewie Griffin reference has made it to my post! A new low... even for me!

Susan - That marble rye episode was hysterical. And the guy who made that video is genius! So good.

Feb 01, 2011 01:15 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Rene` - Glad to see you're on board Rene`!

Larry - I know the masses are wondering, but I will not reveal my choice of underwear!

Nick - Ha! Ha! Ha! You're a sick man Nick!

Jane - NO! I did not. I found this video on YouTube. I only Photoshopped the picture in the post.

Marc - Oh those syndication dollars would be sweet wouldn't they?

Feb 01, 2011 01:18 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Michael - And, like I said to Marc.... Those syndication dollars sure would be sweet!

Debbie - You're too kind. I promise I won't be late with your check again!!!

Larry & Sheila - Elaine is quite the cutie. But Heather has my heart!!!

Judy - All I have to say is Season 1 Judy. Season 1!!!

Gabe - Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm trying my friend.

 

Feb 01, 2011 01:21 AM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Gee Craig I never knew that about either you or Jerry.  Ya'll seem to be soooooooo nice, maybe a half a bubble off, but nice.

Feb 01, 2011 02:24 AM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Oops, I forgot to add that I would be glad to send you my referrals that are coming to your area.

Feb 01, 2011 02:25 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Fernando - I'm thinking you might be right on this one Fernando!

Charles - I want that life too!

Don - Oh, perhaps more than a half a bubble my friend!

Don - And for that I would gladly write the referral check Don!

Feb 01, 2011 02:38 AM
Dan Quinn
The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD
Dan Quinn

Kramer was "self employed" as he put in on one of Seinfeld's episodes.  He never revealed what he did to the audience.  Perhaps his character would have developed differently had you stayed on the show Craig.

Feb 01, 2011 03:26 AM
Sussie Sutton
David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX
David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

Too funny.... such a good job that I stared at the picture for a very long time trying to see if that was really your hair....I then realized you had photo shop your just face !

Feb 01, 2011 04:36 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Craig, another thing I did not know about you!  Good luck on that global domination thing, I will certainly send any referrals I might have.  It's amazing your replacement on the show even copied your hairdo - you'd think he'd get his own style :-)

Feb 01, 2011 04:59 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource
Craig, yeah I know...life is just too short to play it safe!
Feb 01, 2011 03:06 PM
Christine Pappas - REALTOR®
eXp Realty - Willoughby, OH
When You’re Ready To Move, I’m Ready To Help

Cheers to one home at a time!

Feb 02, 2011 12:20 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Craig, maybe it's time to have a chat with that doctor again and have the medication dosage maybe just slightly modified? Remember the last time you were thinking of absolute control?

Feb 02, 2011 04:33 AM
Gay E. Rosen
Julia B. Fee Sotheby's International Realty - Larchmont, NY
As Real as Real Estate Gets!

Craig - I like Ed's pic.... nice post - here is to global domination. Best, Gay

Feb 02, 2011 04:51 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Dan - The Kramer employment mystery is solved! Thank you Dan!

Sussie - It's all Photoshopped Sussie! When I saw that video, I knew what I had to do!

Mary - Yeah, about that hairdoo copying thing.... My lawyers are handling it!

Nick - That's what I'm saying!

Christine - I'm not greedy!

Ed - That was one of my favorite Photoshop creations! And, for those of you who aren't aware of it, here's the post from which it came...

Alice in Wonderland Finds a Realtor in the Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex, NC Area!

I was pretty happy with this one too, Ed. Similar Global Domination theme...

The Godfather says, "I'm gonna find you a home that you can't refuse."

Gay - Check the links above Gay. Ed is referring to a post I had written before you made that dreadful mistake of subscribing to my blog!

Feb 02, 2011 07:46 AM
Shar Sitter
Rooms With Style - Minneapolis, MN
Home Staging and Redesign Minneapolis/ St. Paul, M

Elaine is definitley not modeled after me. I am a very good dancer. George's Mom??....hmmmm, maybe.

Feb 02, 2011 02:59 PM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Shar - Oh great! Now you've left us wondering!

Feb 04, 2011 12:20 AM
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