Let's face it, selling a home right now is hard enough in a down market, and sellers find themselves competing against a plethora of foreclosures and short sales in their area.
Even without the market conditions, having bad neighbors can make selling a home exceptionally tough. We've all seen at least one species of Badimus Neighborus Maximus in our neighborhoods. Some species are loud and proud, while others only come out of the woodwork when you have an open house. Bad neighbors can come in all shapes and sizes:
The Hoarder Next Door (Collectorus Junkus)
Everyone has seen this neighbor at least once when looking at homes. Their natural habitat isn't complete without several garbage bags strewn about and possibly enough rusted out metal in the yard to supply American Pickers for the next 3 years.
While their neighbors work on their well manicured lawns, Collectorus Junkus has no idea what their yard actually looks like as it has been buried beneath mounds of garbage for ages. Even a fence fails to mask the hoarder next door as the foul odor coming from the discarded mess can immediately offend any potential home buyer.
The Redneck Tuner (Redneckia Automobilia)
Redneckia Automobilia, like Collectorus Junkus, rarely has any sort of "lawn," mainly because t he drips and leaks from the abandoned vehicles in the yard have long ago destroyed any hope of grass growing.
Redneckia's look is easily identifiable by the bondo-filled muscle cars propped up on cinder blocks that would be best left in a junkyard.
The look is rarely complete without greasy tools littering the yard and quiet weekend mornings interrupted by the unmistakable sound of old cars without mufflers firing up in the driveway next door. (a mangy looking dog often completes the ensemble)
The Weirdo Next Door (Creeperus Maximus)
This neighbor can be the hardest to spot. In their normal setting, you may not even know they exist, as they rarely leave the house and have the pale complexion to show for it. When they do step out, however, you can't miss them.
From their uncomfortable stare to their John Waters-esque penciled in moustache, Creeperus doesn't mean mean to be weird - they were just born that way. This neighbor isn't always so bad, but when they ARE seen (usually by a prospective buyer), they are typically the type to be found walking to their mailbox wearing nothing but boxers and dress socks.
The Fighting Married Couple (Honeymoonia Isovera)
You don't see Honeymoonia Isovera often, but you hear them ALL THE TIME! It doesn't matter what time of day it is, these neighbors fight like angry wombats, and everyone in the neighborhood has heard them air their dirty laundry.
What makes this particular neighbor type dangerous is that you never know when they're going to start screaming, and nothing makes a home showing more interesting than wondering if you're going to be giving a witness report to the police before you leave.
(Photos courtesy of TheGiantVermin, susie.c, lazzarello, and Valdemarick via Flickr cc)