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Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee??????

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Nucazza LLP & Home Buying Evolution, & Family Abstract, Inc

 

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.  Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
cute old lady

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

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Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

OMG!!!!!  This is a great one!  I will be telling this to all my friends tonight at happy hour.  Have out of town guests in who want to go out and party.  Funnnneeeeee

Mar 31, 2011 08:29 AM
Marge Draper
Keller Williams Realty Palo Alto - Menlo Park, CA
REALTOR, Keller Williams Realty, Menlo Park CA

Too cute!  I needed the comic relief!  Thank you.

Mar 31, 2011 08:42 AM
Glenn Freezman
Nucazza LLP & Home Buying Evolution, & Family Abstract, Inc - Fort Washington, PA

Jean, let me know how it goes, enjoy your friends they are the best family we get to choose.

Marge, then my day is complete, be well.

Mar 31, 2011 08:58 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Glenn! That was funny! LOL! I'll be passing that one on!

Mar 31, 2011 09:09 AM
Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

That was too funny Glenn.  Thanks for the laugh. 

Mar 31, 2011 11:41 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...That could be an issue.   The next thing is who is going to do it!

Mar 31, 2011 01:12 PM
Laura Sargent
Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

Did I just read this?  Oh me... Oh my... Hilarious!  Raining hard tonight 

Mar 31, 2011 01:52 PM