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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages!!!

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Real Estate Agent with Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island BK3351211

My wife has told me before that I should go have a hearing test.

But should I be expected to hear her when she's two rooms away?

She has also told me that I sometimes don't listen as good as I should.

However, when I'm focused on my blog and she's walking away from me in the other room does that count?

Last week she had a phone call and I had to take a message for her.

Here it is:

 

 

Message

 

My hearing test with Audiology Consultants is this Wednesday!!!

Lucky :)

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Lucky Lang Davenport Iowa Real Estate for Sale

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Carolyn Galant
Coldwell Banker Residential - Madison, NJ
MBA - Coldwell Banker - New Jersey Real Estate

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

If your wife says you need a hearing test, you probably do. LOL . We have a large home, and whenever someone is 200 feet away, the words turn into. WHA GLB ISS FOR NOMO FORBUB. If you still can't hear her after the test and maybe a device, then you know where you are with the interacting.

Oct 14, 2007 01:33 PM
Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ
Man I haven't drank PBR since college but I remember that it is surely not normal just cheap with good alcohol content.
Oct 14, 2007 01:35 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Everyone,

Thanks for commenting and enjoying the fun!

Lucky :)

Oct 14, 2007 01:50 PM
Charlottesville Solutions
Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA
Now that is funny!!! lol, not sure if it is funnier to men or women, I'll have to check with my wife :-)
Oct 15, 2007 12:50 AM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ

Lucky

Do they still make Pabst Beer? I haven't see that one in a long time, the Blue Ribbon Beer.

Oct 15, 2007 01:31 AM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Charles,

Let me know what she thinks.  Mine thought it was hilarious!

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 01:32 AM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Gary,

According to Pabst.com they are still in business and have been since 1844!

Their website even plays music for you while you browse!

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 01:39 AM
AZ Mortgage Broker: Michael George
Arizona Wholesale Mortgage Inc. - Phoenix, AZ
AZ Mortgage Rates

Huh?  Lucky--I am confused, but I guess that was your point!  My husband is the same way.  His mind tends to be geared towards beer as well.

I hope you are doing alright Lucky.  Sorry I haven't been around too much!   

(Great picture by the way.)                 

 

Oct 15, 2007 09:37 AM
Jason Smith
DreamDirt Auction - Mondamin, IA
Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time Lucky.  I just sent you a real estate joke in your email I got today.
Oct 15, 2007 09:58 AM
Chuck Dellorto
Coldwell Banker - Serving INDIANA & ILLINOIS - Highland, IN
"Talk To Chuck"
Lucky - I like that one. You are "Lucky" your wife did not hit you up side the head with the bottle of beer.
Oct 15, 2007 04:44 PM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes
Lucky, I thought that was funny and so did my wife. Keep them coming.
Oct 15, 2007 05:22 PM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Lucky

This is just sooo funny and to typical.  I think me are born with a veil in the hearing canal.  It only opens when sports are on TV and it automatically closes when a womens voice can be heard. :)

 Cowgirl 





Oct 15, 2007 05:50 PM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY
What a hoot.  Ya gotta love it.  Too bad it's true.
Oct 15, 2007 10:18 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Karen,

I'll try to call you later to catch up.  What time is best to reach you?

Take care,

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 10:57 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Jason,

Yes, I've heard that one before.  I see why you didn't want to post it.

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 10:59 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Chuck,

My wife is a saint!  No one else in the world could've put up with me for 33 years this Friday!

Thanks for stopping by!

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 11:00 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Vincent,

Sometimes you go to the well and it's dry and sometimes you barely have to pump!

Thanks,

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 11:02 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Roberta,

That is an interesting theory.  Why is it then, when I'm in a room of people and my wife is talking 15 feet away, I can't hear the person talking right next to me?  I just tune right in to her voice......really!  It's like I'm trained or something.  My theory is that she talks louder when she is in a group and she sort of mumbles and talks to herself when she is home and expects me to hear her.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

But then again, maybe I DO have a veil.

Lucky :) 

Oct 15, 2007 11:08 PM
Lucky Lang
Premiere Plus Realty Marco Island - Marco Island, FL
Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate

Erby,

Ouch!  That hurts!

Lucky :)

Oct 15, 2007 11:09 PM
Jason Smith
DreamDirt Auction - Mondamin, IA
I figured you had Lucky but I don't see how that joke could ever get old.  That SOOOO much reminds me of my office.  BTW I never gave credit but I found it at www.realestatehumor.com 
Oct 16, 2007 01:52 AM