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Real Estate Funnies

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Real Estate Agent with Florida Homes Realty & Mortgage

UnpluggedA young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear like a hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

 

 

 

Mike & Cindy Jones, Realtors, e-Pros
TheRealEstateStation.com
(904) 874-0422

Keller Williams Realty - Jacksonville

 

Robert Hammerstein -
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Mike and Cindy - Ahaaaa.... the old turnaround... Love it. Thanks for sharing... made me laugh...

Jul 27, 2011 10:45 AM
Linda K. Mayer
License # 01767321 - La Verne, CA
Realtor, SRES, SoCAL, A REALTOR YOU CAN TRUST

That's awesome, thanks for the smile!

Jul 27, 2011 10:52 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...Once again the truth would have been much easier.

Jul 27, 2011 11:55 AM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Mike and Cindy, your little graphic of the plug not plugged in was a hint to me that it wasn't working. Ha ha.

Jul 27, 2011 02:56 PM
Kathy Fisher
Parker Properties - Decatur, TX
Realtor Wise County Texas

OH THE TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE!!!! That was very funny!! Thanks for sharing this funny. I needed a good laugh.

Happy SELL'ng out there everyone. God Bless.

Jul 27, 2011 04:05 PM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

HA HA!! That's too funny - and I could see that happening. Hee! Not sure what's up with the comments above here - looks like spam?

Aug 01, 2011 12:55 PM