Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"
Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancee when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida
Maurice, all of these math problems are giving me a headache. The extremes nullified the pain with Pizza and Pumpkin Pi in my quotient.
Oct 17, 2011 03:39 AM
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356
Very cute Maurice, My friend teaches math and these will be forwarded lol
Enjoy the day
Oct 17, 2011 03:39 AM
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTORĀ® Real Estate in East Valley AZ
Very funny, as always Maurice, thank you for sharing this with us and I hope you are having a great day!
Oct 17, 2011 04:17 AM
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
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Hi Maurice, Thanks for the humor to start off the week. Thanks for sharing, have a great day.
Oct 17, 2011 04:29 AM
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