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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, A Monday Morning Laugh

By Glenn Freezman

Services for Real Estate Pros with Nucazza LLP & Home Buying Evolution, & Family Abstract, Inc

November 21, 2011 04:15 AM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,

Goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds

the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Ahmadinejad asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."

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Allen Tate - Concord, NC

funny. I wonder how many actual martyrs have gone by or sat with a psychic and what exact they heard. Bad news good news. lol ( J )

Nov 21, 2011 07:03 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

YES...I do believe that could be very true! It will become a new one that is for sure!

Nov 21, 2011 09:05 AM

Vern Eaton

Askov, MN

Realtor 651-674-7449

OH YEA...it may even become a holiday here in the U. S.

Nov 21, 2011 10:42 AM

Glenn Freezman

Nucazza LLP & Home Buying Evolution, & Family Abstract, Inc - Fort Washington, PA

Amen to all!

Nov 22, 2011 01:08 AM

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Nucazza, aligns itself with banks and credit unions all over the country to bring the message of choice and transparency to the banks customers. Through Webinars, co-branding and a message of positive choice we can identify home buyers on behalf of the lending institution and give them all the tools to make an informed decision as to how they wish to buy a home and how they wish to pay for the services provided. Nucazza, LLP will pass all interested home buyers to our database of participating Realtors. We are a free service to the home buyers as well as all ACRE graduates. We are an ACRE industry partner in the education, effectuation and Rabble Rousing of the Alternatives to Commission. While in my 25th year as a multi-state title insurance agent I am fulfilling a promise I made to myself just 3 days into my new career. "This industry is broken, I need to part of the change" Over my tenure, the companies I have been involved with, Family Abstract, Inc. et al has been involved in over 100,000 real estate transactions. The number one question that continually rose was regarding the commissions being paid to the Realtors(r) at closing. The buyers insisted it was their money that paid for the commissions since it was added to the sales price, the sellers believed it was their money because it was paid as part of the sales price and the "Gentlemen of Real Estate that began it all were smart enough to put it in the Agreement of Sale to protect their own ASSets. Question 1A was, what does 6% commission have anything to do with the value my agent brought me? How does one equate to the other? Why am I handing money to everyone? :( Nucazza, LLP was created as a way of giving back for an incredibly rich life that I have gotten to enjoy thanks to the real estate industry. I see great changes coming in real estate all to the benefit of our children and our grandchildren. Both as buyers and sellers as well as for those that become a new "Evolutionary" Realtor all will enjoy the richness of life that will be associated with this profession. My job is Chief Evangelist, You don't know me... But you will