Monday''s Humorrr
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks
his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to
Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to
design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air
conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer, "So, how are things in
Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What!" God exclaims, "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he
should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me!"
"Not a chance," Satan replies, "I like having an engineer on the
staff, and I'm keeping him!"
God insists, "Send him back or I'll sue!"
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you
going to get a lawyer?"
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