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Forever Yer Foam!

By Jay Markanich

Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

April 20, 2013 09:35 PM

Hi folks! Billy Jays here!

Do you worry about how well put together your house is?

Are you tired of seeing screws and nails and steel straps and hangers?

It's time for some peace of mind!

It's time for Forever Yer Foam!

With Forever Yer Foam! you can simply glue things in place!

You remember Billy's wonderful product Foam Yer Flash!, dontcha?

Well, Forever Yer Foam! takes Foam Yer Flash! to the next level!

This will make your house stronger than it has ever been!

And my customers are using Forever Yer Foam! for every forever application they can find!

Want to attach your front porch roof to the house forever?

Use Forever Yer Foam!

Why lag bolt that porch roof to the house?

Now you can sleep assured that it will stay glued to the house with Forever Yer Foam!

Hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes are NO MATCH for Forever Yer Foam!

So call now!

There will be no more screwing and securing your door to the house!

No more! Not with Forever Yer Foam!

Now your door will forever stay in place!

Can a burglar kick in your door?

NO WAY!

Will the door assembly slide out from the jam from years of opening and closing!

NO WAY!

Hey folks, Billy Jays has you covered!

So CALL now!

Don't want to deal with those pesky nails and screws when installing your replacement windows?

Get Forever Yer Foam!

That window will never move, never slide, never get out of square - well, it will never never!

You know you can count on Billy Jays!

So get on the phone and CALL NOW!

One of our FOAM operators - ha!, hey get it? - one of our FOAM operators will answer the FOAM and will be so pleasant and knowledgeable you will feel FOAMY all over! This will be the best FOAM call of your life!

And if you do call now Billy Jays will throw in an entire case of Lotsa Nuts!

Remember, when you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!

Cause you are what you eat.

SO CALL NOW!

Has Billy ever failed you before?

NO!

And I am not about to start now!

CALL NOW and get Forever Yer Foam!

And feel glued together forever! The whole wide world is going to FOAM! Be the first in your neighborhood to go FOAM too! They will never forever forget you!

This is Billy Jays signing off! I will never forever forget you either!

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James Dray

Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Jay Uncle Bob at his finest. Don't agree with his ideas but he does keep you busy and some of his ideas are entertaining however bad they are.

Apr 20, 2013 09:38 PM

Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI

HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA

Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Jay, now that one thars a funny un. Real creative and a welcome bit of humor. Thanks!

Apr 20, 2013 09:39 PM

Richard Burge Realty/ Burge Homes

Richard Burge Realty/Burge Homes - Conway, SC

Broker in Charge/Owner

Your picture with the dark breard makes you look younger and even a bit like a lumber jack.

Apr 20, 2013 09:41 PM

TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.

Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN

Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. Kinda makes you want to foam at the mouth, now, doesn't it?

Apr 20, 2013 09:46 PM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

S&D - Billy has it very good on his personal Caribbean island. It's hard to get him back out in public.

James - you risk offending Billy Jays with that comment.

Norman - Billy has 39 products out now. He is very proud. You can click on the Foam Yer Flash! and see another previous one.

Richard - you are thinking that is me? Really? Don't tell Billy.

Michael - that is Billy's role in life. And really, I'm Jay.

Apr 20, 2013 09:55 PM

James Quarello

JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT

Connecticut Home Inspector

Foam is the new caulk. I was wondering when Billy was going to get on the wagon.

Apr 20, 2013 09:56 PM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It's hard to drag him out of his palace Jim. This guy is good.

Apr 20, 2013 10:00 PM

Fred Hernden, CMI

Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM

Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Hahahaha Jay! I love it! Now I see no need in buying any material other than the Forever Foam! Why, it's gonna revolutionize the whole building industry! Entire walls made of Foam! Foam walls, foam doors, foam everything! I'm calling now! Hey, what's the number?

Is that a foam beard you have there? Incredible, there is no stopping this stuff!!

Apr 20, 2013 11:10 PM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thanks Valerie. That's high praise. I will pass it along. When Billy runs across your product, believe me, he will start to market it.

Fred - you know the number. Billy has 39 products on AR. He is well known.

You might like this one:

I'd call now.

Apr 20, 2013 11:21 PM

Raymond E. Camp

Ontario, NY

Good morning Jay,

I like the new look it must give you a new perspective on the inspections.

Make your self a nutty day.

Apr 20, 2013 11:36 PM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

You are what you eat Raymond.

Apr 20, 2013 11:42 PM

Fred Hernden, CMI

Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM

Albuquerque area Master Inspector

You are a smoooth operator!

Apr 21, 2013 12:06 AM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

That is Billy's QR Code Fred!

Apr 21, 2013 12:13 AM

Fred Hernden, CMI

Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM

Albuquerque area Master Inspector

You wear it well my friend!

Apr 21, 2013 12:46 AM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

This was the post, about two years ago, with that stuff:

http://activerain.com/blogsview/2341142/jape-yer-jewelry-billy-jays-qr-code-contest-submission

Apr 21, 2013 12:55 AM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

You'll like this one too. It followed an April Fools joke of mine. Read the links in the post:

http://activerain.com/blogsview/2230409/wet-yer-whistle-

Apr 21, 2013 12:56 AM

Fred Hernden, CMI

Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM

Albuquerque area Master Inspector

I don't recall seeing it back then... I surely would have commented on such sweet products! That Billy Jay guy is the monkey's uncle! Or is it the cat's meow? I dunno...

Apr 21, 2013 02:04 AM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

He is an opportunist Fred. Right there with his wagon, like Mr. Haney on "Green Acres."

There are 39 Billy Jays posts on AR!

Apr 21, 2013 02:07 AM

Mark Horan

Resident Team Realty, LLC & Toni's Property Management LLC - Saint Cloud, FL

"The Resident Chef" - Resident Team Realty LLC &

Jay, you missed how foam will keep you climatically comfortable too!

Apr 21, 2013 04:58 AM