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Valentines Day Joke

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Mortgage and Lending with DMV Realty & Investments, LLC

A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"

The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.
"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."

Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate
Lawrence:  I have great news for you.  The writer's strike is over... you can start getting some new material.  LOL.  Great music by the way.  Thanks.
Feb 12, 2008 05:03 PM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team
Thanks for the joke, I liked it!
Feb 12, 2008 05:30 PM
Nannette Turner
eXp Realty LLC - Lynchburg, VA
Online Marketing Home Ownership Advocate Specialis
This is great!  I forwarded it to my sons two of which are in the marines!
Feb 12, 2008 09:19 PM
Russ Ravary ~ Metro Detroit Realtor call (248) 310-6239
Real Estate One - Commerce, MI
Michigan homes for sale ~ yesmyrealtor@gmail.com
I've seen it before, but it is still good the second time.  Oh where is Osama by the way.  I think he is dead.  He isn't such a big presence any more.  
Feb 12, 2008 09:49 PM
Ken Tharp
Iowa Equity Exchange - West Des Moines, IA
Section 1031 Exchanges, Iowa/U.S.

Lawrence - Ha! Good one! It was new to me.

Somebody took care of a really bad guy from Hezbollah today, Imad Mughniyeh. One news report I heard put this guy right up there with UBL, or OBL, or whatever you prefer. Thanks for the joke.

Ken Tharp, Iowa Equity Exchange 

Feb 13, 2008 10:24 AM
Shannon Ziccardi
"A Quick Note" ...in Tennessee! - Clarksville, TN
"A Quick Note" Mobile Notary ...in Tennessee!
Happy Valentines Day!  Hope Osama gets flowers... if you know what I mean!!
Feb 13, 2008 01:21 PM
Trevor Jules
2 Blue Chip Professionals, LLC - Ellicott City, MD
Lawrence - Good one...I will have to forward this. A little laugher is always good at the end of the day. BTW nice tunes. 
Feb 13, 2008 02:46 PM