This was an issue that I had agreed to in WRITING before I got married both times...
Archie finally married his long time girlfriend.
Shortly after the honeymoon, Archie was packing for his hunting trip. His new bride came in and Said...Archie, now that we are married I think you should give up hunting.
Archie looked up with a glare. Archie, what's wrong?
"You are beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
What, I didn't know you were married before!
Archie replied...."I wasn't!"
Sorry ladies...some things are just sacred!
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