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Dems fighting words...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

This was an issue that I had agreed to in WRITING before I got married both times...

Archie finally married his long time girlfriend.

Shortly after the honeymoon, Archie was packing for his hunting trip.  His new bride came in and Said...Archie, now that we are married I think you should give up hunting.

Archie looked up with a glare. Archie, what's wrong?

"You are beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

What, I didn't know you were married before!

Archie replied...."I wasn't!"

Sorry ladies...some things are just sacred!

Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

William

If Archie's wife went hunting with Archie and shot him would she be Archie's last wife?

Hay . . . . I'm just asking.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jan 12, 2014 09:53 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Marry a hunter andexpect them to go hunting. I would imagine that they were hunting long before they knew the wife.

Never understand why people date/marry people with the intent of changing them.

Jan 12, 2014 09:56 AM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Dem is fighting words for a lot of folks in Wisconsin and Minnesota, you would think that Archies exwife would have known that.

Jan 12, 2014 10:04 AM
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc - Gulf Breeze, FL
Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl.

Nice and funny, thanks William for sharing and have a great week

Jan 12, 2014 10:19 AM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

William - gotta say it is excellent. I did not expect this answer at all. Just hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

Jan 12, 2014 01:40 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Don't mess with my hunting!

I have heard of this actually happening to some one I know.

Jan 13, 2014 02:46 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

William:  In my house, the "birdies" being hunted are of the feather kind.  I hunt birdies on the golf course.  Still sacred ...

Gene

Jan 13, 2014 06:05 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Bill, very funny I haven't hunted since I was a kid with my dad, but this would apply to my weekend motorcycle rides.

Jan 13, 2014 07:25 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

That goes true for either spouse.  If you know they enjoy an activity, teling them it is time to stop is just wrong!!!

Jan 14, 2014 03:07 AM