ActiveRain burned my oatmeal!

     At today's inspection I had a mental picture of a typical ActiveRain Addict,

 

half-smile on his face,

 

frantically typing away,

 

attempting to keep caught up with the comments to his most recent featured blog----ignoring the incessant screaming of the smoke alarm in the back ground---ignoring the tears in his eyes, when suddenly he remembers----OATMEAL! 

     Running through the smoke to the kitchen he finds the oatmeal pan in flames. 

WHAT TO DO!

      He has the presence of mind to NOT set the pan on the Formica counter-tops---(smart idea in a rental property).   But then he stops thinking and runs out of the apartment with the pan smoking like a locomotive (well the loco part is right anyway).  He sets the pan down outside the door, quickly closes the door and runs to turn all the vent fans on.

     Whoops........620

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     ----hope the landlord doesn't notice the melted carpet!sunsile

Charles Buell 

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55 Comments on ActiveRain burned my oatmeal!

LOL...Maybe you or he should buy a little rug and cover that burn mark up.

03/26/2008 05:56 PM by Monika McGillicuddy~NH Real Estate Broker (Prudential Verani Realty)


Why have you been following me around?  ROTFLOL

03/26/2008 06:01 PM by Don Rogers CRS, GRI, Broker/Sales Associate (RE/MAX Discover)


Hi Charlie--looks like it is time for someone to buy a planted pot.  They do have to disclose this though.

03/26/2008 06:35 PM by Leslie Bloss, Seattle Real Estate Professional (Brio Realty)


So Charlie, I have told you over and over again to have breakfast at home before the inspection. While we test the appliances you are getting too personal with the stove.

03/26/2008 06:56 PM by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection)


Monika, yup a good wide door mat:)  Don't let the stagers hear us though!

Don, so that was your place?

LeslieI am sure a pot would fit perfectly---or maybe a spittoon?

But Steve, this way I get to test the smoke detector/alarms as well----how can you beat that?

 

 

03/26/2008 07:13 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Yep, I've seen that before. I had a tenant put a hot iron down on the carpet in one of my apartments. Renters couple care less, it isn't their property.

Sean Allen

03/26/2008 07:24 PM by International Financing Solutions / Mortgage Professionals


Sean, Hibachi's out on the vinyl covered decks is another common one.

Derek, you mean eat oatmeal?:)

03/26/2008 10:41 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


HAHAHA  that is a funny little story.  You just keep them coming, and mix things up a bit as well.  Very Good.

03/26/2008 10:53 PM by David Holden - DRH Home Inspection Akron, Ohio (DRH Home Inspection)


Charles, you've beyond clever.....I can just see you spotting this "spot" and the wheels beginning to turn!

03/26/2008 11:05 PM by Maple Valley WA Broker/Owner Colleen Fischesser 425-432-5400 (RE/MAX Select Real Estate)


Thanks David,

Colleen, you are the clever one----that is exactly what happened:)

03/26/2008 11:57 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Put a potted plant over the scorch mark! No body will ever know.

03/27/2008 03:13 AM by Michael Thornton (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.)


LOL!  Definitely sounds like something I would do.  Great title...couldn't pass it up!

03/27/2008 11:47 AM by Greg Steffens (Coldwell Banker Sky Ridge Realty)


Poor carpet that must have burned..

03/27/2008 12:28 PM by Mike Jackson (Realty World Global)


The King has this to say:

Charlie, it is obvious to me that you will beg, borrow, steal and plead to hog the featured blogs. I think my sentiments are best summed up below, by clicking on my custom designed logo (designed and posted by you in case the other king's estate wishes to sue someone for infringement-- So long Charlie.)

03/27/2008 12:38 PM by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection)


I must confess, I eat oatmeal in the morning and try to get some commenting in on A/R.  And yes, I have burned my pot before in my blogging trance:-)

03/27/2008 01:46 PM by Rebecca Levinson-R.E. Blogger/Connect2Agent (Connect2Agent)


Very funny -- but oh so true.  I have to use my whistling kettle so I don't forget to pour the water over my freshly ground coffee beans!

03/27/2008 01:47 PM by Joan Whitebook, ABR, e-Pro, CEBA (Buyer's Option Realty Services)


Too bad my tenant decided that the counter WAS A GOOD place to put his pan! :(

03/27/2008 02:04 PM by Matt Yogerst - West Bend, WI Real Estate (O'Bryon Realty Group)


I have a timer that I set on my computer desk when I'm cooking.  Otherwise, I'd forget all the time.

This was funny.  Thanks.

03/27/2008 03:22 PM by Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Real Estate


TOO FUNNY, SOUNDS JUST LIKS SOMETHING I WOULD DO.

DANIEL

03/27/2008 03:58 PM by The Daniel Hayes Team (Master Plan Realty)


Thanks for the laugh today!  Who has time to blog AND eat? :)

03/27/2008 04:39 PM by Lisa Heindel, New Orleans West Bank Real Estate (Latter & Blum Inc. Realtors)


Michael, no spittoon?

Greg, beginning to sound like something a lot of AR addicts would do:)

Vickie, thanks for stopping by,

Mike, the carpet is now hard as piece of plastic

 

03/27/2008 05:36 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


yup addictive rain will do that to you.  I always ake up every morning and get my fix.... ohh yeahh

03/27/2008 05:38 PM by Leo and Stephanie (Premier Realty of Texas)


Steve, thanks in advance for NOT dropping bykingsmile

Jimmy, thanks for visiting and laughing

Rebecca, so that was YOUR apartment?

Joan, I find coffee especially problematic, because you have to be awake enough to remember before you have had your coffee?

Matt, I used that in the story because I see it often enough to know it would be true for someone out there in AR Land

Rob, anyone that has cooked has some version of this story

Christina, are you laughing too?

Benjamin, do you think I have happened upon the secret to getting featured?

Dane & Jacke, Happy Laughing!

Lenn, great idea----but don't you need two hands to type with?  How do you set the timer?

Joseph, I think I like AR better than Oatmeal

Daniel, yup, I think we can all do this----except for the putting it down on the plastic carpet though:)

Lisa, half the time I DO forget to eat

Thank you all for your great responses----I had no idea there were so many oatmeal eaters out there!sunsmile

03/27/2008 05:51 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Leo, you sneaked in there----your fix of oatmeal or AR?

03/27/2008 05:53 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Charles that is a classic! Since I only drink coffee in the morning, I just carry the ammonia and water to clean the carpets of the homes I am inspecting:)

03/27/2008 06:12 PM by Frank Schulte-Ladbeck (Frank Schulte-Ladbeck Professional Real Estate Inspections)


Good job Frank:) Is coffee an aquired taste or a required taste?

03/27/2008 07:01 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Hi Charles, LOL :-)

Forget about the carpet...It's a good thing you didn't burn down the building!

03/27/2008 07:04 PM by Mina V Garrey - Commercial Capital Properties, Los Angeles, CA (Commercial Capital Properties)


Hey Mina---who said it was me?sunsmileIt really wasn't me.  Really.  It really wasn't.

03/27/2008 07:31 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Oh no!!! Sorry to laugh, but at the same time, thank you for the laugh! Hope your place is all aired out by now!

03/27/2008 07:35 PM by Ravinder Pilson - Dilbeck GMAC Real Estate in Santa Clarita, CA (Dilbeck GMAC Real Estate)


Ravinda, may have to get the fire remediation guys in:)

Bonnie, you are welcome!

03/27/2008 07:43 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Burning breakfast - all the time!  At least I keep the damage in check though :)

03/27/2008 08:35 PM by Lisa Friedman Central New Jersey Real Estate (RE/MAX Pinnacle Realtors)


Humor...We all need it...Thanks and have a nice day.

03/27/2008 08:46 PM by Ernie Steele (Prudential Homesale Services Group)


OMG Charlie! I sure can relate to this story. I get lost in my work and AR stuff like that all the time only I have not yet burned carpet. I think I have burned dinner though. Thanks for sharing. I liked this one!urbal

03/27/2008 09:00 PM by Sue Prins- Realtor- Greater Grand Rapids, MI (Five Star Real Estate)


ha ha, that is funny you should consider putting a plant there to cover up the melted carpet.

03/27/2008 09:21 PM by Ryan Vivo, Realtor Solano County Gateway Realty (Gateway Realty)


Too funny.  You hooked me with your clever title.   I hear they make oatmeal bars you don't have to cook!  Trust me, when I think to check AR when boiling noodles, I put on the loudest timer I've got because I'll forget! 

03/27/2008 10:58 PM by Natalie Langford, Winchester, VA Real Estate (Realty Direct of Shenandoah Valley)


You will have to fess up if asked. Your landlord can do a google search and find all the proof he needs for court! :>) I guess I have to wonder why you are renting......

03/27/2008 11:52 PM by Portland Oregon Real Estate >> Wayne B. Pruner, GRI (Oregon First)


Cute story, Charles.  Congrats on the feature.

03/28/2008 12:16 AM by Shelby Morris (Realty Exchange)


Charlie,

At least this time you did not burn your buns. I remember what a commotion you made the day that happened. It was not something you could just sit back and suffer in silence..... being you and all.

03/28/2008 12:17 AM by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection)


Oh my goodness. One must never set oatmeal onto a carpet... or a number of other things for that matter.

03/28/2008 01:31 AM by Bob & Carolin Benjamin - E Phoenix Arizona Real Estate (The Benjamin Team - Keller Williams Integrity First Realty )


Well that is one insurance claim that would be interesting to read.  I thought the ring was from a heavy pot.

03/28/2008 07:43 AM by Russ Ravary-- Michigan Homes for sale-- Your local Real estate & Mortgage person (Remerica Hometown One)


Lisa, my wife knows when the toast is ready when the smoke alarm goes off:)

Ernie, thanks for stopping by

Sue, definitely burned dinner a few times myself

Ryan, a lot of people are voting for the plant idea

Natalie, AR should "market" themselves with timers----"Save your house, get your AR Timer Today!"

Joe, not my house, really:)

Wayne, great question----I have definitely exposed myself now----glad it wasn't my house:)

Shelby, thanks

Steve, hates it when I show pictures of his own rentals (by the way the "buns" are all healed:)

Bob & Carolin, very hot, and plastic carpets don't mix---for sure.  Lot of chemicals have the same effect too.

Russ,that is one pot mark that will never vacuum out:)

 

03/28/2008 09:58 AM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


That is too funny. My cousin did something like that only a little worse. She was making grilled cheese and went to grab it off the stove. Well she dropped it. It scorched the vinyl, so she flipped it over onto the carpet. So she ended with a scorched circle and circle cut out in the carpet. 

I agree with the potted plant. It looks like it would be the perfect fit.  

03/28/2008 08:51 PM by Christy Powers - Pooler, Savannah Real Estate Agent (Keller Williams Coastal Area Partners)


Christy, the area was hard as a rock---about a pet watering dish?

03/29/2008 10:00 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Funny, that is why they call it Addictive Rain!

03/30/2008 10:28 PM by Find a Notary Public | needAnotary (QEC Internet Services)


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