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Jake was dying.

His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. 

She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face,  Her praying roused him from his slumber. 

He looked  up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.  "Beck, my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love,"

she said. "Rest, don't talk." 

He insisted.  "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." 

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

 "No, no I must die in peace, Becky. I... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

 "I know my sweet one," whispered Becky,

"Let the poison work."

Kaye Thomas
Real Estate West - Manhattan Beach, CA
e-PRO, Manhattan Beach CA
Ah... revenge...
Feb 24, 2007 02:47 AM
john smith
Fresno, CA

Kaye,

LOL! What all wife's are out for. ;)

 

Feb 24, 2007 05:52 AM
Kaye Thomas
Real Estate West - Manhattan Beach, CA
e-PRO, Manhattan Beach CA

And husbands too Shane.. don't be a misogynist

Feb 26, 2007 11:20 AM
LLoyd Nichols
Premier Florida Realty of SWFL - Fort Myers, FL
Southwest Florida Homes By The Sea
. Sweet revenge. I am surprised he didn't sleep with the other sister also....
Feb 28, 2007 01:39 PM
Robert McArtor
RE/MAX Components - Fallston Maryland - Bel Air, MD
Top Listing Agent for Baltimore and Harford County
It wouldn't have taken that long with my wife. There would have been a pillow over my head!!!!
Mar 02, 2007 11:00 PM
Matthew J Blum - (retired from the business)
Palm Beach Gardens, FL
OH!!!! that is good Shane..
Mar 03, 2007 03:46 AM