So, I'm sitting here in my home office reading my emails, on hold with customer service at wells fargo and I hear this low rumbling in the distance. Very quickly the elevator music version of metallica's enter sandman gets completely drowned out by a thunderous roar. The hair on the back of my neck stands up in military order... I know what coming next.
CRASH!!! Three kids on roller blades come slamming through the french doors in my office. My 4 year old daughter is chasing my son and his friend playing kiss tag? As I turn around and yell STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE! An incomprehensible voice from a foreign land says "Tank U fo cowling Wels Fahgo, Mista Jackups, haw may I Hep U? I am of course on speaker phone so I yell in a nice tone; Hang On a minute, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!! beep-beep-beep-dead line. and the mayhem rolls off into the sunset.
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