A blonde female gets pulled over by a female blonde cop. The blonde cop asked for the blonde's drivers. The blonde driver said, "What does the driver license look like?" the cop said, " its small and rectangular". The blonde driver pulled out a small rectangular mirror and handed it to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looked at it and said, "Oh my gosh, I didn't realize you were a cop and let her go...
Ventura Property Shoppe - Ventura, CA
Ventura Real Estate
Wow, it might be too early in the morning for that one. I think I'll retreat to my cup of black stuff!
May 22, 2008 02:36 AM
https://teamcoker.robertpaul.com - Falmouth, MA
Heath Coker Berkshire Hathaway HS Robert Paul Prop
Isit that blonds are really dizzy,or that they are just easy to make fun of? Maybe this is an example of how a blond see herself..... tah dun dah - pshshshshsh! Lol
May 22, 2008 02:39 AM
Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc. - Altamonte Springs, FL
Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F
Exeter 1031 Exchange Services, LLC - San Diego, CA
1031 Tax-Deferred Exchange Expert
Hi Doreen,
Great joke. But, what happens when you are blond and bald? Is that a double whammy?
May 22, 2008 02:41 AM
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Dorene!Finally someone else on here that does blonde jokes besides me!:)
BLRGUY
May 22, 2008 02:43 AM
The Mortgage & Property Connection - Campbell, CA
Silicon Valley Real Estate
Thanks for the comments. I heard it at a meeting last night and thought it was pretty funny!
May 22, 2008 03:04 AM
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
Redesign Etc. Home Staging - Houston, TX
"Houston Home Staging Pros"
My 11 year old nephew loves the blonde jokes, he always has a new one for me.
May 22, 2008 06:25 AM
Century 21 In the Mountains - Ellijay, GA
Greetings from the North Georgia Mountains!
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH
Dorene, My wife told me she was considering lightening here hair for the summer and I suggested she might want to give that some serious thought due to the loss of brain cells that go along with going blonde. Steve
Jun 07, 2008 12:28 AM
EXIT REALTY SERVICES - Moon Township, PA
My service will move you! Help me, help you!
Dorene, Now look what you've done! You've given blondes another way out of a traffic citation. Mike
Aug 08, 2008 12:59 AM
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant
H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties) - Canton, OH
H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector
Alexander Chandler Realty - Fort Worth, TX
I was blonde but my hairline is receeding, does that mean I am getting smarter?
Aug 08, 2008 03:35 AM
Property Xchange Solutions - Frederick, MD
Property Xchange Solutions
Charlotte, NC
NC & SC Broker - Large Bank Foreclosures
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor
Wow, I had to read that one twice before I caught it. My blonde roots must be showing. LOL.
Sep 13, 2008 03:40 PM
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management
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