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Humor For A Witty Wednesday...Poking Fun At Politicians

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Real Estate Agent with Lisa Von Domek Team TX License #0552989

Five Surgeons

 

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
 on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' 

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
 electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' 

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
 are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
 construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when
 he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.'

 

 

 

 

Comments(19)

Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Lisa. I am still chuckling and I hope the rain didn't do any damage for you.       Sheila

Oct 17, 2018 11:02 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Sheila Anderson I am so happy that this made you chuckle.  And thank you, no...so far the rain has not damaged anything but my mood!  It is still raining...

Oct 17, 2018 11:08 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Lisa - I wondered where/how this joke was proceeding. When in doubt,  politics is often a safe guess.

Oct 17, 2018 11:41 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Hi Lisa, Yes I love it and will share that with my husband. He will want to share it.

Oct 17, 2018 03:52 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Lisa- Well I got a chuckle out of it!!!!

Oct 17, 2018 04:57 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Those politicians do make themselves (joke) targets, don't they Michael Jacobs ?

Oct 17, 2018 06:24 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

I am so happy that you enjoyed this one Debbie Reynolds I don't think there is anyone that won't get a laugh from it!

 

Oct 17, 2018 06:25 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Wonderful Kathy Streib then my mission is complete!  LOL

Oct 17, 2018 06:25 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

That was wonderful Lisa partly because it's so true of our politicians today. Thanks for the laugh this evening 

Oct 17, 2018 08:27 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Lisa.

That fifth surgeon was brilliant, never a truer statement has been made

Oct 18, 2018 01:00 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hysterical, Lisa... and there is more than one kernel of truth in this! Thanks for the early morning giggle.

Oct 18, 2018 03:24 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth, haha.  I hope that you have a great day!

Oct 18, 2018 07:25 AM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

Haha. The only problem is they would probably find a way not to pay.

Oct 18, 2018 07:30 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Lisa well it may be funny, but it is very very true ........ LOL

Oct 18, 2018 03:12 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Lisa now that is hysterical and as our friend  George Souto  stated sad and true:))Endre

Oct 18, 2018 07:02 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

I think I have read about those people !

Oct 18, 2018 07:38 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

This would be much funnier if it wasn't so true, Lisa.  

Oct 19, 2018 06:03 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Lisa - that is perfect. It fits career politicians. 

Oct 19, 2018 09:56 AM
Leif Price
Chirpy Home - Portland, OR
Blogger at Chirpy Home

This fits in. Especially with the upcoming elections. Hopefully, someone will be able to change this perspective.

 

Oct 31, 2018 02:05 AM