That's it!
I've had enough!
I'm now, more than ever, convinced that the Apocalypse is closer than we think!!!
Try as we might to fend it off, I feel that we're fighting the inevitable.
Why do I feel this way you might be asking yourself?
Is it Global Warming?
Is it the Worldwide Recession we're currently experiencing?
Is it the fact that Joe the Plumber has had his 15 minutes of fame extended by becoming a war correspondent for the web site PJTV.com?
No, no and NO!
The Apocalypse is closer than we think because of a new product from Ohio based Comfilon Corp.
And that product, my dear readers is........
That's right....Mantyhose.....pantyhose for men!
Complete with "Control brief", "no fly opening", "mild support", "microfiber thermofabric" and "enhanced toes"!
Well now my dear readers, it's your turn to ring in on this new phenomenom. Let us know what you think about this new craze. Is this a product that's really necessary? Is the Apocalypse really closer than we think? Is Mantyhose responsible for the end of civilization as we know it?!!!
(please note that this is purely meant to be farcical in nature and solely for the purpose of generating a chuckle. If you chuckled, you get it. If not please move on to here where it's much safer for you.)
Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Raleigh - Cary – Apex metro areas; or any place else in the country by connecting you with a relocation professional in your destination of choice.
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