Q) There is a Used Car Salesman, a Realtor and a Lawyer. And you have a gun with two bullets... Which should you shoot?
(A) You should shoot the realtor twice... Just to be sure.
Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
Two Realtors Talking: My buyers want a new home on the outskirts. -of their income, that is.
Realtor to First Time Homebuyer: First you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
My real estate agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a barracuda.
My realtor sold me a two story house- one story before the sale, another after
RE/MAX The Producers - Millard, NE
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Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Solon, OH
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RE/MAX Southern Shores - Surfside Beach, SC
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Haha! Thanks for the laugh. I have been with a few of those outskirts buyers lately. The FSBO was good - scary but I wouldn't put it past a few of them out there.
Mar 17, 2009 06:50 AM
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Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Leander, TX
Realtor, for Austin, TX and surrounding areas
After all the jokes about lawyers, and used car salesman...This goes to prove..If your going to dish it out...You better be willing to take it. Keep them coming!
Mar 17, 2009 03:02 PM
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