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Why we have children while we are still young.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I had not thought of this reason before.  I had several of my own, but, this is also a great reason.

With all the advancements in technology of late regarding fertility, a lady at the age of 56 gave birth.  After being discharged from the hospital, she went home to start her mothering duties. 

After a few days a friend stopped by for a visit. "May I see your new baby?" she asked.

"Not yet, I will make us some coffee and we can visit a bit first."  After talking for 30 min. the friend asked, "Can I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet." was the reply.

Another 10 min. passed and again the friend asked..."Can I see the baby now?"

"NO Not yet," the mom replied.

Getting impatient, the friend asked, "WELL when can I see the baby?!"

"WHEN HE CRIES." was the reply.

"WHEN HE CRIES?! WHY MUST I WAIT UNTIL IT CRIES?!"

"BECAUSE, I FORGOT WHERE I LAID HIM!!!  OK?!!!"

Just another reason to have kids while you are young!

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Very funny William, thanks for the laugh.

Apr 25, 2010 10:00 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

William, you never fail to bring a smile to my face. 

I will admit that the first thought that came to mind about why we have or should have children when we are young is because they suck the life right out of you, so if you're on the older side there's a good chance you're going to run out of life before you're finished with them!

Apr 25, 2010 02:03 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Bill - Thanks for the laugh.  We had our kids late.  It's crazy to think that I'll be close to 60 when our daughter begins high school! 

Apr 25, 2010 03:00 PM
Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont

Howdy and evenen to ya Bill

I sure not sure where this one was a go-en, sure dot a real hoot out of it. Thank ya mighty kindly!!!

Have a good one

Dale

 

Apr 25, 2010 04:17 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL   That isn't all that far from the truth Bill LOL  Tahnks for the chuckle!

Apr 26, 2010 10:54 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, this is one to Share.  I can think of several people that will get a kick.

Apr 26, 2010 11:15 AM
Robert L. Brown
www.mrbrownsellsgr.com - Grand Rapids, MI
Grand Rapids Real Estate Bellabay Realty, West Mic

Bill. You had me there for a moment. This is not far from the truth.lol

Apr 27, 2010 01:38 AM
Cameron Wilson
Labrum Real Estate - Murrieta, CA
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ

She probably left him with the keys to the car. Just Sayin........

Apr 27, 2010 01:57 PM