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Giggle Time

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Managing Real Estate Broker

The toilet paper "crisis" confims that we have more a..holes than we thought.


Gas is finally affordable and we can't freakin go anywhere!

 

Snow White is down to 6 dwarfs. Sneazy is now placed under quarantine.

 

The corona virus kills 3000 people and we lose our minds. Obesity kills 4 million and we come up with a new flavor of Oreos.

 

September morning 2050 John opened the last package of toilet paper bought by his parents in 2020.

 

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go in the grocery store. They lied, everybody else had clothes on.

 

Can we quarantine the media for 14 days?

 

I get most of my exercise these days by shaking my head in disbelief.

 

Rose are Red. April is Grey. I pray we can all leave our houses in May.

 

 

 

Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

This is way, way better than a giggle, Beth and Richard. I was laughing out loud... and on a more serious note, I'd love to quarantine the media... for more than 14 days!

Apr 02, 2020 06:51 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

Glad you enjoyed... I think the best way for us to shut down the media is JUST TURN THEM OFF.... Happy Day

Apr 02, 2020 07:57 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Carol Williams hi Carol... suggesting this for your Second Chance Saturday... we can all use a good giggle, or two, or three!

Apr 02, 2020 06:51 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

Not sure what Second Chance Saturday is but sounds like fun..

Apr 02, 2020 07:58 AM
Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

We have to keep our sense of humor, don't we?  Thanks for the giggles.

Apr 02, 2020 07:01 AM