I received this from A local Girl Scout LeaderYOU MUST KNOW *77I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. *Lauren's parents have always t
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02/28/2007
* Acupuncture: a jab well done.* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.* The roundest knight at King Arthur's
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02/27/2007
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to bebarking, Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
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02/25/2007
The dollar Verily I say unto ye..........MoneyIt can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It
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02/25/2007
A Great Client of mine said pass this on, Enjoy ! An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be b
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02/23/2007
A Great Client of Mine gave this to me to pass on, Enjoy !President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."Laura shrugged her s
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02/19/2007
A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He
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02/16/2007
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point:Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the i
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02/13/2007
My Father in inlaw is a retired engineer and was involved in aviation so he sends this one for everone, Enjoy these are hilarious. Read them all and the very last is absolutely outrageous. Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers Tower: Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles
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02/09/2007
Another bit of humor sent to me by my father in law Donald Stamm Some one wise sent me this, but I don't remember who! PERKS OF BEING OVER 50!1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.4. Peopl
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02/09/2007
