things your burglar wont tell you: THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU
- 12/18/10 07:58 AM
THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU
Information provided by the Kentlands Neighborhood Watch1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning yourcarpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in youryard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make myreturn a little easier. 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means thereare nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make mewonder what type of gaming system … (2 comments)
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things your burglar wont tell you: Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You
- 02/23/10 10:01 AM
Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You
This was forwarded to me by a genuine convicted burglar (who served his time, paid his debt, and is now running an anti-recidivism program on the outside). While he did not write this, he heartily endorses the information. I have his permission to blog the material, but try as I might, I cannot find the original author to ask permission. Since I've seen it come around at least once before, I'm going to give it a wider audience that I think the information deserves.
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last … (2 comments)
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THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU 
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