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Who the heck are you kissing?

By Todd Clark - Retired

Real Estate Agent with eXp Realty LLC 200311024

April 27, 2009 07:27 PM

I have been watching the news the last couple nights, and I have to say, I’m worried about our kids today.What are we teaching these kids? I remember when my spring break would involve going to downtown Portland for the day and buying records with my friends or driving to the Oregon coast for the day.

But, today, I have to wonder how far these spring break kids are going with the getting drunk thing. The news is reporting that people are coming down with the swine flu at an amazing rate.

Answer me this, since I’ve never drank… How drunk do you have to be
A) to kiss a Pig and
B) to kiss a pig with a runny nose?

Just asking.

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Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty

Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL

Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

I see it from the other side...how drunk does a pig have to kiss....er,,,,me!

Apr 27, 2009 11:27 PM

Barb Szabo, CRS

RE/MAX Above & Beyond - Cleveland, OH

E-pro Realtor, Cleveland Ohio Homes

Todd, Thanks for the early morning chuckle!

Apr 27, 2009 11:29 PM

Marzena Melby

Coldwell Banker Burnet Realty - Richfield, MN

Realtor, Twin Cities Minnesota Real Estate

Yes, it is funny... But, the topic itself really isn't. Too many high school and college kids drink, and drink a lot!

Apr 27, 2009 11:38 PM

Cindy Edwards

RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN

CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677

Too cute- thanks for an early morning chuckle!

Apr 28, 2009 12:01 AM

Steve Loynd

Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH

800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Todd, If I remember any of my college experiences, they never appear to be of the swine persuasion at night when fueled by alcohol it's the next day the true species of the company is revealed.

Apr 28, 2009 01:11 AM

Alan May

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL

Home is where the hearth is.

did both A) and B) in high school.... wouldn't take much alcohol (or chocolate) to revive those memories.

Apr 28, 2009 01:20 AM

Associate Broker Falmouth MA Cape Cod Heath Coker

https://teamcoker.robertpaul.com - Falmouth, MA

Heath Coker Berkshire Hathaway HS Robert Paul Prop

Snot the snout that is unattractive its the snot in the snout. lol

Apr 28, 2009 01:35 AM

Claude Cross

Homes By Cross, Inc. - Charlotte, NC

Charlotte NC Homes For Sale

Todd - Kissing pigs in Mexico on spring break. Every college kid's dream

Apr 28, 2009 01:56 AM

Karen Anne Stone

New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX

Fort Worth Real Estate

@ Steve: Hmmm... I wonder how many of those women found themselves thinking the same thing about you... the morning after ? It goes both ways... Steve! LOL.

Apr 28, 2009 03:36 AM

Janna Scharf

Keller Williams Realty Coeur d'Alene - Coeur d'Alene, ID

Coeur d'Alene Idaho Real Estate Expert

I would love to comment on this post but I am laughing too hard! The comments are a riot, a little comic relief to start the day. Rock on!

Apr 28, 2009 04:09 AM

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA

South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Todd, This is why so many people are home schooling like you and your wife. Some things are not to be tested...

Apr 28, 2009 04:51 AM

David Holzmann

Holzmann & Associates - Mountain View, CA

Todd - thank you for the laugh this morning! That was quite funny. Now I can't get the image of someone kissing a snotty snout out of my mind.

Apr 28, 2009 05:28 AM

Liz Loadholt

Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC

Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Extremely funny, Todd ---- you hit the nail on the head --- too many of our teenagers are getting drunk and kissing the wrong people -----there are pigs and then there are pigs.

mama Liz Signature

Apr 28, 2009 06:25 AM

Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team

Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC

Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

I would suppose that would depend on how cute the pig was.

Apr 28, 2009 07:47 AM

Jim & Maria Hart

Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC

Charleston, SC Real Estate

Hey, Todd. That is way to funny. I am trying not to picture someone kissing a pig. Yuck, Jim

Apr 28, 2009 07:51 AM

Gary Woltal

Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX

Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Kissing a pig with a runny nose? You are a deep thinker there Todd. The drinking thing has gone down into the high school ranks not just college. Not good to see that.

Apr 28, 2009 08:26 AM

Debra Cernick

DeShazer Ryan Realty - Libby, MT

Todd- Good post! And funny too unless someone is actually coming down with the swine flu the it is scary!

Apr 28, 2009 10:41 AM

Diane Daley

Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

From the title I thought you had a camcorder hidden somewhere... Crazy thought .. no Pig kissing here!

Apr 28, 2009 11:35 AM

Shirley Parks

Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX

Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Hi Todd, All the good one liners are taken but on another note... today I went to WalMart to buy masks and antibacterial stuff for hands and they were all sold out... we have had a few cases of swine flu here.

Apr 28, 2009 02:45 PM

Todd Clark - Retired

eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR

Principle Broker Oregon

Karen - OMG, That was too funny! I'll send this to Sarah and see if she has any suggestions to stop this.

Ray - Glad you enjoyed!

Apr 28, 2009 07:54 PM

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