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Who the heck are you kissing?

I have been watching the news the last couple nights, and I have to say, I’m worried about our kids today. What are we teaching these kids? I remember when my spring break would involve going to downtown Portland for the day and buying records with my friends or driving to the Oregon coast for the day.

But, today, I have to wonder how far these spring break kids are going with the getting drunk thing. The news is reporting that people are coming down with the swine flu at an amazing rate.

Answer me this, since I’ve never drank… How drunk do you have to be
A) to kiss a Pig and
B) to kiss a pig with a runny nose?

Just asking.

Todd Clark - Broker / Sales Coach
Palazzo Realty Group
Phone: (503)524-9494
Fax: (503)622-8739

Posted by Todd Clark (Broker) (503)524-9494 (Beaverton, Oregon Real Estate Expert) on 04/28/2009 02:27 AM

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Todd: Both Sarah Palin and I want to know something. Are these kids putting lipstick on these pigs before they kiss them ? Perhaps if they could get ahold of some sort of lipstick that has a Neosporin gloss on it, or some other sort of antibacterial coating... maybe that would solve the problem. I don't know... it's just a thought. :)

Very funny!

Todd,

These are questions to ponder! Would you kiss a pig and one with a running nose? Not!!

Todd: Why would anyone kiss a pig with a runny nose? That's snot very funny... LOL.

Karen has said it all LOL!!!

I'm not a drinker at all but little pigs are so cute. A friend of mine has one that's like her baby and she sleeps with it every night. So Ill kiss a pig straight sober!

I see it from the other side...how drunk does a pig have to kiss....er,,,,me!

Todd, Thanks for the early morning chuckle!

Yes, it is funny... But, the topic itself really isn't. Too many high school and college kids drink, and drink a lot!

Too cute- thanks for an early morning chuckle!

Todd, If I remember any of my college experiences, they never appear to be of the swine persuasion at night when fueled by alcohol it's the next day the true species of the company is revealed.

did both A) and B) in high school.... wouldn't take much alcohol (or chocolate) to revive those memories.

Snot the snout that is unattractive its the snot in the snout. lol

Todd - Kissing pigs in Mexico on spring break. Every college kid's dream

@ Steve: Hmmm... I wonder how many of those women found themselves thinking the same thing about you... the morning after ? It goes both ways... Steve! LOL.

I would love to comment on this post but I am laughing too hard! The comments are a riot, a little comic relief to start the day. Rock on!

Todd, This is why so many people are home schooling like you and your wife. Some things are not to be tested...

Todd - thank you for the laugh this morning! That was quite funny. Now I can't get the image of someone kissing a snotty snout out of my mind.

Extremely funny, Todd ---- you hit the nail on the head --- too many of our teenagers are getting drunk and kissing the wrong people -----there are pigs and then there are pigs.

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I would suppose that would depend on how cute the pig was.

Hey, Todd. That is way to funny. I am trying not to picture someone kissing a pig. Yuck, Jim

Kissing a pig with a runny nose? You are a deep thinker there Todd. The drinking thing has gone down into the high school ranks not just college. Not good to see that.

Todd- Good post! And funny too unless someone is actually coming down with the swine flu the it is scary!

From the title I thought you had a camcorder hidden somewhere... Crazy thought .. no Pig kissing here!

Hi Todd, All the good one liners are taken but on another note... today I went to WalMart to buy masks and antibacterial stuff for hands and they were all sold out... we have had a few cases of swine flu here.

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Karen - OMG, That was too funny! I'll send this to Sarah and see if she has any suggestions to stop this.

Ray - Glad you enjoyed!

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