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Very Punny!

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Real Estate Agent with Jameson Sotheby's International Realty

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

 

There was a man who sent
ten different puns to his friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. 

No pun in ten did.

rimshot

 

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Posted by

 ALAN MAY, Realtor®   
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty, 2934 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
Office: 847.869.7300      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois

   

Comments(13)

Mike Eddy
Coldwell Banker Island Properties - Wailea, HI
Maui Real Estate Broker

Alan - That is really lame...so much so it made me smile. Have a great day!

Mike

May 18, 2009 05:10 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.
mike, it doesn't really count as a "pun", unless it elicits a "groan".
May 18, 2009 05:32 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Ba dum bom! I say keep them coming, the sillier the better.

;)

May 18, 2009 07:18 AM
Teresa K. Nelson
Compass - Woodinville, WA
Your Trusted Real Estate Advisor

Alan, Lame takes on a new meaning...

May 18, 2009 09:06 AM
Sandy Nelson
Riley Jackson Real Estate Inc. - Olympia, WA
your Olympia area Realtor

It's cute. I hope I can remember it.

May 18, 2009 10:21 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Betina - I'm not sure I'd tell me that... :-)

Teresa - okay... I'm open to the new definition...

Sandy - all of my jokes are designed for the "memory challenged" of us.

May 18, 2009 11:12 AM
Kristin Moran
Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397

I know you change your profile pic frequently but this one threw me off for some reason.  Very punny!

May 18, 2009 01:21 PM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

I know, Kristin.  the king clean's up good... don't he?

May 18, 2009 02:37 PM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

It's said that the pun is the lowest form of humor. But your pun is funny and clean...and I will remember it!

May 19, 2009 02:18 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Cheryl, I always thought the lowest form of humour was my brother-in-law... but I'm glad you liked it.

May 19, 2009 04:43 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Ugh!!!! You're kidding, right?!

That's a groan by the way!!  lol

May 19, 2009 04:59 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Don't listen to the critics Alan, if Vanilla Ice had listened to the critics then he would have never become famous. Of course, if he had never become famous, none of us would have had to endure his horrid music. Alright, that's a bad example. As long as you remember to put in the rimshot, then these are just fine.

May 19, 2009 05:13 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Tony, it' ain't a successful pun, unless there's a groan... thanks

... Vanilla Ice... yeeeeeeks.  (do,do,do,do-do,do-do....do,do,do,do-do,do-do....)... yeesh, JL... you sure know how to hit a guy where it hoits, dontcha?

May 19, 2009 06:13 AM