Fall Classes For Men

                                          FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

        REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007
             NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

                  Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007



                                  Class 1
      How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
                               Presentation.
   Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



                                  Class 2
             The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
                          Round Table Discussion.
                Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



                                  Class 3
   Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
     Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
               Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



                                  Class 4
   Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
                    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
                  Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



                                  Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
                            Examples on Video.
     Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


                                  Class 6
     Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
                   Help Line Support and Support Groups.
                 Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



                                  Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
          And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
                               Open Forum .
                        Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



                                  Class 8
   Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
                         Graphics and Audio Tapes.
      Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



                                  Class 9
     Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
               Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



                                 Class 10
   Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
                           Driving Simulations.
                     4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



                                 Class 11
      Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
                     Online Classes and role-playing .
              Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



                                 Class 12
                  How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
        Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.



                                 Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
                           Other Important Dates

and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
                       and Full Lobotomies Offered.
      Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



                                 Class 14
             The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
                            Live Demonstration.
              Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
                               survivors.